Chaturbate Squirt

Remember hot and humid summers as a kid? Nobody had a pool in my neighborhood, so if you wanted to cool off with your friends, you had to find a hose. By attaching a sprinkler to it, you could turn the front yard into your own six flags water park. We would burn the day away, running back and forth all afternoon. Good times.

Perhaps that’s why we love to be hosed down in pussy juice as adults. It’s nostalgic to a time of our lives we all cherish. Or perhaps we are all godless heathens bent on pleasuring our genitalia until the reaper comes to return us to the dust we once came. Who knows?

I do, that’s who. Even when I’m not jerking off, I’m thinking about sex. I’m running thought experiments. I’m doing research. I’m running polls - It never stops. This is a lifestyle, so you know I have spent plenty of time pondering the effect squirting has on the male brain. I have a few theories as to why this lights up the pleasure center of our brains so brightly.

Most importantly, it’s something we are familiar with. Firing a batch of liquid when you cum is very relatable to us. Men love shooting our load. There’s something about cumming producing a physical result that makes it feel more satisfying. All we have is our male experience to pull from, so we assume ladies get a similar feeling after squirting. Most men just want to know their woman is having as much fun as they are.

The Proof is in the Pudding

Second, it’s absolute proof that the woman had an orgasm. For whatever reason, women fake orgasms, and guys hate it. In the end, it’s doing the women a disservice. We men will never learn how to satisfy you if you pretend always to be pleased. It’s a direct ticket to never enjoying sex. But when a woman busts a fat load of squirt all over your cock you know that you did a job well done. You can pat yourself on the back and say, “yeah, I still got it, bitches.”

Squirting makes a real mess, and that pleases us to no end. If a serious clean-up is required after sex, that says we did well. When the bedroom looks like a crime scene in Law and Order Special Victims Unit, that means we fucked the shit out of a bitch. Again, it goes back to having physical evidence that sex took place. Men are visual creatures, so we want to see the results of our efforts.

The fact that women are embarrassed about it makes it even better for us. It says that if she could have helped squirting all over your cock she would have, but she just couldn’t. Whether it was because it felt so good, she couldn’t bring herself to stop it, or because the orgasm had complete control and she couldn’t stop it if she wanted to, we are happy campers. Every time you apologize, our pride grows. We will keep telling you over and over how much we loved that shit and can’t wait to make it happen again.

It’s also usually a surprise when it happens. Sometimes a woman will warn you, but they don’t mention it most of the time. That’s because most women only squirt when they have a mighty orgasm. I know my readers well. When a woman goes to bed with one of my readers, she assumes they couldn’t make a dog cum if he were made of steak, so she better settle in for a few strokes of terrible sex before you forget to pull out and cum in her belly button because you never even made it to her pussy. If you make a woman squirt, both of you will be surprised as fuck.

It’s not a method that should be relied on as your only form of protection, but a strong orgasmic squirt will clean out any cum you may have shot into her pussy. It’s like a post-coital douche that washes all your potential baby-makers out of the battlefield. I bet you have all the fertility of a custodian working at Chernobyl, but that doesn’t mean you should be taking risks. Does the world deserve to play host to your spawn? Isn’t life already hard enough without there being more you?

Well, while you may never be able even to hope that you could make a woman squirt, you can at least watch it online. The best part is there won’t even be a clean-up. Well, at least no more than you are already used to. You jerk off so much you’re cumming dust at this point. The tissue is to whip off lube, not catch cum.

The squirt cams over at Chaturbate are a great place to witness squirting in all its glory. If you haven’t heard of Chaturbate, you must be living under a rock. It’s one of, if not the largest purveyor of live stream porn on the internet. These guys have been around for years and, during that time, built a massive fan base of millions of followers. If you haven’t noticed, half of all porn pop-ups seem to be for this place.

Given how long these guys have been at it, you can expect them to be masters of their domain. Over the years, they have created a nearly perfect website for guiding you to the whores you want to see most.

It’s Good to be the King

There are advantages to being one of the biggest porn sites on the planet. First off, the selection of women they have seems endless. Every time I think I must have reached the end, another fifty bitches log on with their tits out. Not only has Chaturbate figured out how to please its male clientele, but they are also making their performers happy. That means the ladies are skilled and enthusiastic about being there.

Every fan of live streams has had a session with a bitch whose heart wasn’t in it, which affects the experience. I’m not here to wonder what tragic events in your life brought you to flicking the bean on a camera for a bunch of perverts. I’m here to see women that are glad to be there. I know you’re making good money bitch.

You will find Chaturbates’ prices fair and affordable. They have tons of visitors, so they don’t need to squeeze everyone for all they’re worth like some other sites. Buying credits is easy, and there are even ways to earn free ones. You can pop in on any stream for free, but it won’t take you long to want to get in on the action. If you wish to dictate behavior or get a private show, you will need to throw down some shekels.

As one should expect on a website with so much experience, the place is exceptionally well designed. The main menu features the options Chat rooms, Broadcast yourself, Tags, Earn free tokens, Swag, Log in, and sign up. Below is a basic filter with the options All, Women, Men, Couples, Trans, Followed, search, and settings.

The last menu is a list of popular tags. These include such classics as Big boobs, Milf, Ebony, Anal, BBW, Teen, German, Milk, Pregnant, French, and Pantyhose.

Each thumbnail comes with all the stats you need to make an informed decision. There’s a pic, name, age, stream quality, a short description, how long they have been online, and how many viewers she has. I love when sites pack all that shit into the thumbnail. Who has time to open up a bitch’s profile and learn about her whole life when I just want to know her age and if she is jabbing at her pussy with some form of cock shaped fruit?

Chaturbate is genuinely one of the best live streaming porn sites on the net. In all actuality, they are one of the best porn sites, period. They have found a great pocket and take full advantage of it. You will love how huge the selection of bitches is. Not just in the squirt section but throughout the place. Your penis better be ready to have the shit beat out of it.

After so many years in the business, there’s not much left to improve on besides staying fresh and relevant. The one thing I would do is either change the background color or create a night mode. I love to watch porn in the dark, and the white background can be blinding in the blackness.

You will love Chaturbate and their squirt section. By the time you’re done, you’ll be so covered in sweat, and you might as well have gotten squirted on.