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The human lineage has been around many moons, and there are a few reasons for that. There’s our intellect, love of procreation, and tool use, but society was our best weapon before any of that came into play. Together we were stronger than any of us could have been alone. If you were out in the jungle by yourself and a saber tooth tiger rolled up, you would have to kiss that ass goodbye. But if you have a crew with you, the tiger can’t kill everyone, and it knows it. More than likely, it will slink back into the jungle and look for an easier meal.

The power of working together blossomed as we specialized and built towns. Now, you don’t have to know how to run a power plant, be the CEO of a financial enterprise, or remove a tumor. All you have to focus on is your little slice of society and doing your best to keep it moving.

We aren’t the only ones that work together in specialized groups but all the ones that do seem to do well for themselves. Think of ants. They are among the most plentiful animals on earth, having conquered every continent except Antarctica. That’s called being a boss. There is even a global ant war happening for supremacy and territory right under your feet - they must have taken lessons from us.

The moral of the story is when powers combine, they multiply, and sex is no different. Think about how fun it is to fuck one person. This will be difficult to imagine because not even one person wants to fuck you, but picture fucking two, three, four, etc. Is there a number you ever want it to stop? Fuck no. Fucking a billion people sounds excellent and all, but I would much rather fuck one billion and one bitches.

For you guys, it matters less, but for me, this is big. If you fuck faces tried banging a billion and one bitches you would cum just looking at the pussy pile. On the other hand, I can crush my puss for days before needing a meal and rest. Let’s say I have to fuck each one for about a dozen thrusts. I should be able to work my way through the whole batch in a few months of constant fucking. I would have to break every three days to consume twelve thousand calories and get a solid eight hours of sleep in. Otherwise, I can eat protein bars and take cat naps while I’m balls deep.

The same goes for porn. You will never catch me jerking off with only one tab open. I don’t even touch my cock until I have at least fifteen tabs up. I want to be able to switch it up at light speed when my penis decides it’s ready for something new. How terrible would it be to have to pause mid-stroke to use a search bar? That sounds like a horror movie.

This expands further to my collection of pussy sleeves, fleshlights, auto-blowers, sex dolls, and of course, my Tesla Sex Robot Prototype. In one jerk session, I might jab my dick into six different objects, not including my hand(s). I like to keep the nerves on the tip of my dick in the dark about what sensation could accost them next. Shit, who knows, it might even be real pussy.

The Master Bator

I bet you guys notice how amateurish your masturbation sessions are compared to mine. Don’t worry. You shouldn’t feel embarrassed. This is why I’m here, and you’re there. I was built for this life. If you tried to be me for a week, your cock would hang itself off a rafter with its own foreskin. I’m an athlete. You wouldn’t chastise yourself for not beating Kobe in a game of one on one, would you? Of course not. It’s the exact same thing here. You just keep heading to the gym and passing the ball around while I’m on the other end crushing dribble drills and draining threes.

Nature working together for its betterment is happening everywhere, so how about in porn? Why don’t we see the porn community coming together to lift each other up? Well, we do, and it’s happening on Dporn. Dporn is a porn site conglomerate bringing together hundreds of sites into one place.

Dporn has collected sites of every genre, variant, and popularity level so that all may help each other expand. You are linked over to the origin site when you make a selection. After you finish watching the content, you can choose to continue exploring the origin site or head back to Dporn to find something new.

Many of the sites on Dporn will be familiar to anyone who has jerked off more than once in their miserable lives. Places like Brazzers, Reality Kings, Mofos, BangBros, Bang Bus, EroticaX, Twistys hard, and many others. But that’s not all. There are hundreds of sites you have never heard of unless you’re me. I’m talking about BCM (Black Cocks Matter,) Baeb, Immoral live, My Naughty Massage, My Sisters Hot Friend, VIP Issy, Rub A Teen, RK Prime, My Naughty Album, and Backroom Facials, amongst countless others.

Everyone benefits from this arraignment. Places like Bang Bus get SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) by being in more places, and sites like Black Cocks Matter get to ride on the coattails of the biggest porn palaces on the internet.

The site looks great, and it makes sense since they post links and don’t waste time hosting videos. When you carry so many different websites, you need to keep that shit organized. There is a small menu up top with the options Bookmark, Watch history, Gender switch including shemales, and language. And because Dporn has such a massive reach, they offer the site in many languages, including Deutsch, French, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, Polish, Netherlands, and Portuguese.

The main menu runs down the left side and has the options New porn, Best porn, Categories, Pornstars, Porn sites, and a link to the man, the myth, the legend, the Porndude. The last menu is below that and has all the technicalities like Site map, DMCA, Terms, Privacy policy, 2257, Cookies policy, and Report.

Now, to ensure a fair spread for everyone, the front page displays categories instead of content organized by new. There is an interesting deviation here. Often the thumbnails on Dporn are entirely unrelated to the category. Some examples are that the masturbation section has a black and white pic of a dude from the thirties getting a blow job. Milf has a pic of a young lady dressed as Wonder Woman bound and gagged, laying on the floor. Tattoo features a chick with no tats getting fingered. My favorite, though, is deep throat. The picture is of a bald guy, gagged, bound, and ass fucked by an Asian maid wearing a strap-on. You can’t get much farther away from deep throat than that.

For Fucks Sake that’s a Lot of Porn

The scope of Dporn is fucking massive. Each category has a ridiculous amount of content. In some ways, you may never need to visit another porn site ever again. Check out these insane numbers. DP: 257K. Ass: 888K. Lesbian: 1.1 million. Big Boobs: 1.5 million. Brunette: 4.6 million. Blow job: 5.3 million. Fucking madness. It would take you the lifetime of the universe to masturbate to every video.

As I said, once you select the content, you are taken to the site of origin, so Dporn doesn’t have to worry about video player pages. Dporn is adding new content every week. Not that you could catch up and need to worry about the latest releases anyway. You will never run out of porn here.

I think we will be seeing more and more porn sites like Dporn. There are so many porn sites out there, and more are being created every day. Individuals in markets with this saturation level need to join forces to compete with the entrenched vets. Dporn did a great job designing a site well suited for this task. The place will make your head spin.

There isn’t a whole ton to go wrong on such a simple but expansive site as this. The improvement I would make first is lining up appropriate thumbnail pics for each category. It’s not the most important shit in the world, but the thumbnails being so wrong is comical. You want people jerking, not laughing.

One visit to Dporn, and you may never look back. I suggest you set a time limit when visiting this site. I wouldn’t want you to lose your job because you confused one hour with one week.