First Anal Quest

First Anal Quest sounds like it’d be my favorite long-lost episode of Star Trek, the kind of thing the nerds talk about on message boards and dork conventions. The aging stars would be forced to field questions about whether they really took it up the bum or if that was just holodeck shenanigans. But this is the real world, and you already know there hasn’t yet been a TV show willing to get down with the butt stuff. Porn sites on the internet are a whole different matter, though.

This brings us to the real FirstAnalQuest.com, a joint whose landing page screams in all caps that you’re about to witness “HOT TEEN ANAL VIDEOS WITH VIRGIN GIRLS BEING FUCKED FOR THE FIRST TIME!” Hell, you could whisper that shit to me, and I’d be lubing up by the time you finish the sentence, so the yelling isn’t quite necessary. I’m guessing their half million visitors a month don’t come for the chatter, but for the premium teen anal movies they’re hawking. That’s definitely why I’m here today.

Going on a First Anal Quest

If you’ve been watching me rail pornstars over at PornDudeCasting, you know I’m no stranger to banging women up the pooper. Some big-name video whores have let me hit it in the back door, including Natasha Nice and Lauren Phillips. The illustrious Katie Morgan had never even popped her on-screen anal cherry before swinging by my couch. Suffice to say; I’m something of a connoisseur of films and sex involving the ol’ stink eye.

I lucked out with Katie, to be sure. The thing about first-time videos is that it’s a lot harder to get established pornstars to do them, and it’s even harder to build a whole site around the concept. FirstAnalQuest isn’t exactly crawling with the Pornhub Top Ten, but they’ve got a seemingly endless supply of gorgeous Russian amateurs. The internet porn addicts in the audience might recognize an occasional starlet like Ginebra Bellucci, but for the most part, it’s all-new faces and brand-new bungholes.

The FirstAnalQuest.com domain was registered way back in 2008. That doesn’t sound like too long if you’re judging in human years, but this is the internet where most things come and go leaving you with a fuzzy memory. Did MySpace really happen? Was that really a thing? Well, First Anal Quest is still here and still popular, making them a lot more real than sites that have come and gone.

I like older sites because they tend to hook you up with perks you don’t necessarily get on the newer ones. So many paysites have phased out video previews, but FirstAnalQuest has plenty of free trailers to get you all worked up before subscribing. I clicked the Play button on the sneak peek for Sata Jones Barely Survives Raw Anal Brutality, a film that’s just as wholesome as it sounds.

If you’re into the hardest of hardcore anal porn, you’re in for a treat. I knew this was good shit right from the intro montage, a rapid-fire serving of young babes taking it up the ass and gaping their buttholes wide. Unfortunately, we only get a little under a minute of Sata’s own adventure, but it’s enticing as hell with cocksucking, buttplugs, and a big ol’ ding-dong stretching out a tiny little ho-ho. It sounds like a recipe for lunch.

How Many First-Time Anal Scenes?

The porn itself is arguably the biggest selling point for any premium site out there. But, of course, smut consumers are concerned with more than just the caliber of the pretty girls, the quality of their butt-fucking, and the resolution of the videos. There’s also the matter of how much bang you’re getting for your buck. I’ve got some good news for you in that respect, but maybe you’ve already guessed based on how long FirstAnalQuest.com has been around.

As of this writing, there are nearly 800 First Anal Quest videos in the catalog. They lay it out in hard numbers out on the tour page to make it easy. (I fucking hate when paysites make you guess how much material is actually in the member’s area.) And to break it down further, the collection currently spans over 1900 GB and stars over 600 young Euro sluts with willing anuses. So even if you’re a Viagra-addicted deviate who spends the day adding new layers of crust to your favorite gym sock or waifu pillow, you’re going to have your work cut out for you.

Of course, I know how a lot of you feel about bulk discounts on pornography. So for the folks whose jizz socks all say Kirkland, FirstAnalQuest.com memberships also include access to four bonus sites. The current lineup comprises Double View Casting, Fuck Drive, Jizz on Teens, and Wanted GFs. It rounds out the collection nicely, giving masturbators something else to shake their dicks at if they get bored of teenagers doing anal for the first time. (As if that could actually happen!)

Another advantage of signing up for an older site like this is the downloads. FirstAnalQuest members can save all their favorites for later. It’s unfortunate that downloads on paysites seem to come and go with the trends, and I blame the popularity of OnlyFans for all the sites ditching the MP4s again. At least with this one, you can fill up your hard drive with girls getting their rectums filled up.

If you’re a regular consumer of premium porn, you’ve probably guessed how much the ticket costs here. It’s thirty bucks a month, the current industry standard, with rates that go down for longer memberships. The yearly breaks down to eight bones a month, a solid value on an extended membership. So why not treat yourself to the gift of anal porn fap sessions for a cool 365 days?

Hot Sluts Doing Butt Stuff

I decided to start my official fap test with a FirstAnalQuest starring this lovely babe Jay Moon, who looks sexy as fuck in the thumbnail. It’s a nice long flick, too, clocking in at nearly 40 minutes, which means I have time to settle in and really enjoy myself. Hopefully, nobody comes and sits next to me here at Starbucks while I work myself over with a Fleshlight.

The scene opens with Jay in the shower, looking sexy as fuck, as she sprays the water on her ass and thighs. Admittedly, it’s pretty inefficient as far as showers go, but I’m not complaining because she’s got these sexy natural jugs and a cute fuck-me face. I like her attitude right away.

I skipped to the five-minute mark, where Jay is giving a POV blowjob, making eye contact and bobbing her pretty head. The actual butt stuff starts about five minutes later, the dude alternating his cock and his fingers as he starts making that bunghole bigger. Jay’s all smiles and oh-faces as she pushes her body back, spearing herself on dick while sucking the dude’s bum fingers.

They soon move from the shower to a chair in the bedroom, where he holds her arms back and nails the fuck out of her waiting butt. He teases her with his dick, taking it out, putting it back in, and giving her some poking. I love the way she looks back at him over her shoulder, excited and horny as hell. He smacks the hell out of her ass, chokes her, and frequently shows the camera how that gape is progressing.

It next segues into some POV ass fucking, and we’re only about halfway through the movie. A lot of premium sites will tease you with a bunch of setups before getting to the actual humping, but this flick is just straight fucking the entire way through. I hope your masturbatory stamina is good, but if not, you’ll just have to fap your way through this one in multiple sessions. Call the sperm bank and tell them you’re donating a gallon jug.

At the end of the day, it isn’t a fucking mystery how FirstAnalQuest.com has stuck around so long on an internet that’s saturated with dirty movies. It’s because the butt-loving perverts who run the site know how to make good porn. First-time gimmicks aren’t a new thing in porno, and movies in the genre aren’t all created equal. First Anal Quest nails the formula with beautiful, talented amateur pornstars and long, well-shot hardcore scenes. If that sounds like your cup of tea, check the free preview videos out front.