Hey MILF

HeyMILF! Just when I thought that the Japanese porn industry couldn’t possibly surprise me, they go and pull a Hail Mary out of their asses with a website like HeyMILF. I have seen Japanese pornography across every single genre and every single category known to man. I have seen women insert eels into their vaginas and asses. I have seen women fuck live octopuses. I swear I once saw this dreadful porn video of a Japanese girl inserting thorns into her ass. Well, it would appear that the Japanese have gone full circle, and they are now trying to corner the market on regular people pornography. HeyMILF is a website that offers a ton of JAV productions that exclusively feature Japanese MILFs.

That’s right, we have finally reached the climax of Japanese pornography, and it would appear that they have gone so far down the rabbit hole that they have dug themselves out the other end. They are now making regular pornography for normal human beings. Please note: this is not MILF porn with octopuses and eels. This is regular MILF porn featuring Japanese MILFs having sex with ordinary human men. I have never seen anything so normal come out of this country. I thought that the Japanese had completely forgotten that the penis goes into the vagina. But alas, they have surprised me once again with a fantastic website filled to the brim with MILF videos galore.

Paying for Premium Smut

However, and this is a big however, this is a premium website. You have to pay money to see these videos. I think we are at the point where people don’t really want to pay subscriptions for pornography when they could easily get said pornography on a free porn tube. However, the content on HeyMILF is actually hot enough to warrant a subscription, so to each their own. I’m not going to try and sell you on the subscription. I’m trying to be impartial and cover this website as a viewer rather than a promoter. I am not an advertiser. I’m a professional masturbator. So, did I masturbate to these videos? Absolutely, 100% yes. These videos are hot, and they are worth every penny.

We will get to the pricing and the subscription later, though. That’s the boring part. For now, let’s talk about the sexy details of HeyMILF – you know, the actual MILFs. These are some pretty hot bitches, not going to lie. They are, however, not the hottest JAV actresses I have ever seen. It is kind of a Catch-22. The hottest Japanese porn stars are young and look like schoolgirls. Schoolgirls do not belong on a MILF centric site. Therefore, the hottest Japanese bitches don’t belong on this website. The best babes in the industry are disqualified by default because they are too young to pass as MILFs. So instead, you are relegated to watching the hottest MILFs that Japan has to offer, which is still a bit of a compromise.

Hot Chicks with Big Tits

A lot of these women have fake breasts. A good number of them have wrinkles that they’re trying to hide using makeup. And some of them are perfect but do not look like MILFs. That’s the Catch-22, you see? The better looking a girl is, the less she belongs on this website. There are a few bitches that could pass for MILFs and are also proper tens, but they are sporadic and have clearly had plastic surgery. Every pair of breasts on this website stands upright. All the tits are very perky. However, if they are older than 30, they are being held up by silicone and not by nature. Silicone is required for a 30-year-old woman to battle gravity and come out on top. You know what I’m saying?

Uncensored Pussies and Cocks

Let’s look at the quality of the actual videos from a technical standpoint. These are 1080p, high resolution, high quality, low compression videos. After all, you’re getting these bad boys straight from the source. There is an amazing caveat, though - these are Japanese productions that are not censored. You read that right. You managed to find one of the only few Japanese porn sites in the world that doesn’t have censorship. I don’t know how they got away with it, and I don’t care. I am just thrilled to see uncensored Japanese pussy.

The penises are also uncensored, but I don’t give a shit about that. Censorship and Japanese pussy have gone hand-in-hand for so long that the last time I had sex with a Japanese woman, I was shocked to see that her pussy was actually not a jumble of pixels. I seriously expected her pussy to be a blurred mosaic in real life. That’s how impactful Japanese porn censorship has been over the past ten years. So, I’m glad to see that there is no censorship whatsoever on this website. You won’t even find an uncensored category on the site because everything is uncensored.

Wailing Lesbians

That being said, there are categories. There are many categories covering every kind of sex that a MILF could have with a dude. There is also a lesbian category, but that one only has one video, and it features six perfect Japanese nubiles on the beach fingering each other with vibrators on a mat. It looks kind of weird; I’m not going to lie. The main appeal of a Japanese porn actress is that she appears to be in some form of duress. That’s how the Japanese porn industry depicts sexual submission. Now, imagine six women all trying to be submissive while fingering each other.

It doesn’t look like they’re having sex. It seems like they are a bunch of beached sea creatures screaming for help and flailing uncontrollably. You can check out this video for yourself; it’s on the website under lesbian. Watch it and tell me that these women do not look like they are in some sort of panic. It seems like they’re straight up having seizures. They do not look sexually aroused. This is what happens when you get a bunch of heterosexual chicks and have them pretend to be lesbians. Or maybe this is how Japanese lesbians usually have sex, and I’m just out of the loop. Either way, these girls don’t look like they’re having a good time. They straight up look like they are abusing each other. It seems like they’re trying to stop, but they can’t because the cameraman is waving instructions at them. Still, the video is there for you to enjoy in 1080p, so by all means, fap away.

The Price of Japanese MILF Porn

You can get a three-day trial for HeyMILF for only one dollar. I think that this is more than enough time for you to sample the product and see whether this website is what you’re looking for. Usually, when it comes to fetishes like MILFs or older woman preferences, you should know whether you are interested or not from the get-go. But I don’t think it will be as easy with HeyMILF simply because these are Japanese MILFs, and they are very eccentric. The attractive ones look like they’re 24. How is a 24-year-old supposed to be believable as a MILF? I mean, I guess she could be a mother at that age, but that’s not the point of the genre. That’s why I think you should sample this website with the three-day trial first and then consider a subscription after.

Once you get past that hurdle, if you decide to sign up full time, then you can get a 12-month subscription at $13 a month, but you would have to pay the whole amount in advance, of course. Otherwise, a monthly subscription costs $40. This is why I think the trial can be instrumental. First, try to fap exclusively to HeyMILF’s content for a couple of days so you can figure out whether it is the kind of website for you. Then once you have made up your mind, you have the different tiers, and all that’s left to consider is how much you can afford.

As far as I’m concerned, HeyMILF is a pretty decent website with a very simple design and high-resolution videos. There isn’t a lot of extreme depravity, which is strange considering this is a Japanese website. Most of the stuff is very vanilla. So, if you’re looking for a vanilla Japanese porn website, MILF or otherwise, this is a pretty decent destination. I don’t think the $40 a month price tag is very appropriate. $13 a month is more on point, but that’s only available with the yearly discount. If it were up to me, that would be the standard monthly price. But maybe I’m wrong, and this porn is worth every cent. Try it out and decide for yourself.