iWank Voyeur

What’s up, you sick fucks? I have a quick one. Do you get off to shaky-cam recordings of other people fucking? Does the thought of some twisted bitch stripping in public for literally no reason turn you on? Actually, you don’t even need to answer that. I know it does, you fucking perv. I just wanted you to admit it to yourself because I’m about to drop a little gem, iWank.tv. Have you heard of it? Probably not because you were too busy jerking off to missionary sex on Pornhub, just like a basic bitch.

iWank.tv is a content aggregator. Do you don’t know what that means? Well, a content aggregator is a web platform that pulls content from all over the internet and puts it on one page. So basically, it’s the plug for all the fucked up desires you’ve got running around in that head.

iWank.tv isn’t too complicated. It has a collection of categories and tags where all of the internet’s slutty skanks land. These aren’t your studio-produced videos either. So hear it from me; this is about as intimate as it gets. Shameful sluts from all around the world post their videos to whereverthefuck.porn, and it ends up right there on iWank.tv.

But I’m not here to sell you the site. No. I’m here to tell you about this sweet gem: iWank. tv’s porn category “Voyeur.” What’s that? Do you want to go to Pornhub to watch a “regular girl” pretend to film herself taking a shower? Well then, you’ve spoken like a true beta-male. But no, my pervy little friend, you need the real shit. I’m talking right out of a bitch’s phone and into your face at literally no cost.

Simple and easy. Just how I like them.

There’s nothing too fancy about the “Voyeur” page or even the entire iWank.tv site. It’s clean-shaven, just like your sister’s pussy. The overall web design looks like something my retarded cousin could drum up in a night with some Adderall. And what more would you need? We don’t watch porn for the fucking user interface, do we? As long as it works, we’re good. And it fucking works.

The thumbnails are inconspicuous. (And no, I’m not going to tell you what the word inconspicuous means, read a fucking book!) They’re not the fancy HD money-shot you see on the big league sites. You can’t hover over them to get a glimpse of some action. I’m guessing they don’t have that kind of money. These aren’t precisely top-of-the-line porn whores here. These are just regular degenerate whores in desperate need of attention. They’re not exactly making cum-shot money.

The thumbnails don’t even have descriptions underneath, just fucking tags! So, a video of a guy getting cucked by his younger brother doesn’t say “Guy Getting Cucked By His Younger Brother.” It just has the fucking tags: “cuckold,” “voyeur,” “whore” and “wet.” Maybe you might enjoy the mystery since you’re probably a cuck yourself. But I just think it’s fucking lazy.

You actually have to hover over the picture to see the description. It pops up like a fucking tooltip! Of course, by then, it won’t even matter because you’ll already have your fucking dick in your hand.

There are four categories you can switch between. Super fucking complex, right? Haha! Who cares? We’re just trying to see desperate whores, you spoilt fuck. Maybe in about 5-10 years, they’ll add more filters. Then your sick ass can search videos by “fat bitches who uploaded in the last three months.” For now, the categories are “Latest,” “Popular,” “Long,” and “All.”

So, you can search videos by the category of who beat their dicks to it most. (Hey, I just thought of an idea! Why don’t they make a monthly award for the most fapped to porno?) Or, you can search videos by the latest attention whore to upload their twisted little fantasy. That’s right; you’ll probably be on here daily. There’s always a whore somewhere just waiting to be ogled by you (and a bunch of other sweaty perverts).

The “Long” filter lets all of you marathoners search for videos between half an hour and an hour. I saw a video from xHamster on there where some sicko videotaped his parents fucking. FOR AN HOUR. I didn’t even know old people could fuck for that long. Seriously! See for yourself. I’m not lying!

So. Many. Desperate. Sluts.

The videos on this site are straight from the source. That’s right; these aren’t just pornstars. (Well, some of them are.) These are regular ass slutty whores uploading their exhibitionist kinks. Yeah, you fucking heard me right. You might actually know someone from this site! Shit, you might just find your fucking sister on here! And it’s not just a hand full. iWank.tv has a collection of over 79,000 videos of all types of degenerates uploading their sluttiness. That’s right, an endless fap material archive, you fucking freak.

And when I say all kinds of bitches, I really mean all kinds of bitches. You’ve got videos of husbands showing off the whore they married. Older cougar whores masturbating in front of trucks. Real college bitches undressing while in class (no, I’m not fucking kidding!). I even saw a video of a girl stripping in a park for literally no reason. I didn’t jerk off to it, but you’d bet your fucking ass I appreciated that shit.

I didn’t expect much from this site, but this category is a fucking gem. So go on there and tell me that it isn’t the shit. Go ahead. I’ll slap the shit out of you.

You know me; I’m not one for low-tier content. So, I’m not going to go out of my way to watch some amateur slut figure out how to play with her pussy. But damn, some of these videos are just too real to pass on. I love watching these regular people act like degenerates. What’s best is that these videos are from all over the internet. There’s no shortage to the variety of desperate sluts who upload themselves.

Have you ever seen a real traditional Indian lady give neck to some fucking stranger? Not just some hot brown broad who painted a fucking red dot on her head? This is top-tier authenticity. I’m serious; you might just find your fucking sister on this site! Who knows, I might be the one fucking her! Just try not to cum too quickly.

What I was into

The best thing about this site is the sheer variety of freaks. You’ll find some amateur whores eating each other out right next to some fat bitch masturbating at her job. It’s a beautiful sight. If you’re into watching degenerate exhibitionists throw their pride away for some fucking clicks and an orgasm, you’re going to have a fucking field day!

Oh, and of course, it’s all free. That’s the best part. Well, it might as well be when you’re blasted with the ad bomb you’re going to receive from somefuckingwhere.porn. What? Were you expecting some immersive experience where a bitch video calls you to jerk off while she’s at work? What fantasy are you living in? You get what you pay for. And in this case, it’s the dignity of some slut for some shitty ads. Pretty good if you ask me.

What sucked

The thing that bothers me is the fucking ads. iWank.tv might not have ads on their page. Fucking great. But, when you click on one of the videos, you’re sent straight to somefuckingwhere.porn to be blasted by ad bombs. I can get through it to see a pair of delicious authentic slutty titties, but damn, it kind of pissed me off. I’m sure your desperate ass wouldn’t mind, though.

Besides, it adds to the mystique. You don’t know what you’re going to get with this fucking site. Is it going to be some off-brand porn video with two Swedish lesbians in a shower? Perhaps a young Filipino slut gagging on some dick behind a tree while their boyfriend talks to someone?

Oh, and I don’t actually like having to hover over the fucking thumbnails to know what it is. Just write the description underneath. The thumbnails don’t even give context. It can literally just be some dumb broad standing there in a tube dress. For all I know, the bitch could be asking for directions!

Tips from ThePornDude

The categories are a nice touch. But, sometimes I want to mix and match, you know? Let me choose the tags I want. You know, kind of like a buffet — a bit of “whore,” some “wife,” a “beach” sprinkled with “spying.” I want all the options to be there for me to tick and search. Step your game up iWank.tv. That’s what all the big kids are doing.

The site definitely needs to add more filters too. There are over 79,000 videos of just the voyeur category alone! What the fuck am I supposed to do with four fucking filters? I don’t have that kind of time. I’m trying to fucking cum here!

Conclusion

This is a fucking gem of a find. The voyeur category is enough to keep you busy for a few days at the very least. Are you not going to thank me for showing you this goldmine? Haha! You’re welcome, you fucking degenerate! I’ve always got you covered!

This site is pretty simple. There’s nothing exceptional about the design or even the overall content. But, if you’re looking for videos of some regular-ass sluts getting wild, iWank is the fucking spot. There are so many kinds of bitches from all over the internet, it’ll make your head spin.

You can damn near travel the world in this one category. One minute you’re watching a guy show off his whore trophy in Texas, the next minute, you’re watching two petite African lesbos fucking in a shower. In terms of amateur content, this is la crème de la crème, my friend.

Now have at it, you fucking animal! Enjoy yourself!