LuxureTV

Luxure TV is a video porn website that’s been around since at least 2010. At first glance, the site just looks like an average video page, and in many ways it is, but beneath the veil is a pretty fucked stash of amputee porn, and other weird shit. Fucking furries taking it too far if you ask me.

Who the fuck jerks off to this shit!?

You’ll find plenty of “normal” porn here as well, although I don’t know why you would come here for that when there are so many better alternatives. The front page does a decent job of providing you with some dank looking porn, but the site can be annoying to maneuver around, and the rating system doesn’t work well. The old-school layout and plastering of ads also don’t help Luxuretv’s case.

One thing that is cool about Luxuretv (make sure to visit en.luxuretv for the English version) is that it also has a French and Spanish site. I can’t tell you that the site does a good job of translating, because I don’t speak that wacky shit, but I give credit to the site for trying. “Ay, Papi!” is the only Spanish I ever need to know or appreciate.

Let’s do some more digging around to see if there’s some great quality I’m missing, kind of like when an ugly bitch ends up having a really sweet-smelling and tight snatch.

The milfs aren’t the only ones needing a facelift

You’d think that the thumbnail of a fox getting assfucked would be the ugliest thing on the website, but sadly it’s the Luxuretv logo. Jesus fucking Christ this thing is shitty. It had to have been drawn up in MSPaint by some Pajeet for $3/hour. The graphic is low quality and straight-up grainy on my monitor. It reminds me of internet porn from the 90s drawn in MSPaint. But then again, the logo accurately represents the ugly as shit layout that this site throws upon your eyeballs.

The front page is fairly straightforward. You have the ads on top and bottom, categories listed out across the top, weird ad links pretending not to be ads below that, and then the video gallery. Below the videos are their rating out of five stars in the ugliest 90s graphic you can think of. The worst part is the ratings are rarely accurate, and even the popular videos don’t have enough ratings that you can trust them.

Honestly, the front page design is tolerable, but when you click on a video the mess begins to show. The ads just surround the video like the cops surrounded Rodney King before they gave him that unholy beatdown. It feels suffocating like you just want to watch the video but you have all these goddamn animated porn ads doing their best to distract you. The color scheme is nothing to write home about either.

The mobile site has its own layout that is slightly cleaner than the desktop version. It’s about the same shit, but things just look neater on the phone.

Animals, amputees, and possibly even alien cock

Like I said, most of the content is pretty standard and basic stuff you can find in other websites. You got big tittied blond bimbos, Asians crying like 10-year-olds, you know the usual stuff. The only difference with Luxuretv is that it has a smaller collection of content. So why do people come here?

LuxureTV appears to have made itself a haven for twisted motherfuckers.

Some other fun featured categories include twins (highly recommended, even though most of the bitches aren’t even twins), shemales, scat fetish, amputated, and dwarf. They actually have a pretty big amputee collection, so if you are just fucking sick and tired of these bitches with legs, come jerk off at Luxuretv where they got bitches without legs, arms, and other basic appendages. Sometimes, legs just get in the fucking way if you catch my drift.

Bottom line, you can tell this is an “alternative” porn site, where its easier to find the twisted shit.

What I Like

I’ll be honest, I’m not much of an amputee, dwarf, scat fetish, or shemale fan. This site just doesn’t cater to a guy like me, you know, someone who enjoys women with two arms and two legs. So I apologize if I come off a little critical. The “twin” section is ace though, there are some fine ass bitches there.

I like that the site has at least found an audience. Against juggernauts like PornHub, I imagine its fucking difficult for the smaller guys to compete in standard porn. A site like this that can specialize in some unique twisted shit probably finds its own success. I have to give props where it’s due.

The site is also responsive and has good speed. This is an issue that many smaller sites have. All the videos and pages load quickly, and I had no issues with stuttering or slowdowns. The ads, while intrusive, also seem relatively safe. There aren’t any really annoying popups or suspicious download requests.

I also really like that the site features “longest videos”, which is something I haven’t seen on other sites. This is a category where Luxuretv just lists all their videos from longest to shortest, with the longest one being over four hours long. Some of these videos are movies that are pretty fun to check out when you get tired of the same old 5-15 minute creampie videos.

What I hate

If you aren’t here for the weird shit, then the site doesn’t have much else to offer you. There are a lot of annoying ads like most other porn sites, and the ads aren’t even hot. LuxureTV also has a community section, but the community seems dead.

The quality of collection doesn’t seem that great either. When browsing based on “highest rated”, many of the top videos have less than a thousand views and the videos look like shit. Meanwhile, if you browse by “most viewed”, the videos don’t have good reviews, and a lot of the top videos are the weird amputee dwarf shit. I don’t know, maybe I’ll come back and update this review when I develop a “facesitting” fetish.

Get a makeover, quick

The main suggestion would be to update the layout. The ratings graphic, logo, and general video/ad layout is pretty damn bad like I’m browsing porn from ten years ago.

Another suggestion is to overhaul the community aspect to really improve user interaction. The member graphics and general layout look really unappealing, and there doesn’t seem to be any real benefit to joining the website. I think a site like this could benefit greatly from having a more active community, especially because a lot of the featured content is amateur videos. Having accurate ratings would help a lot also.

Conclusion

Overall, Luxuretv seems to live off users looking for that freaky shit, while also showcasing other niche categories like dwarves and amputees. It’s just hilarious when I see more content that should be featured in a 1950s sideshow circus than shit I want to be jerking off to. I can see this site getting a lot of popularity not just from porn, but from friends linking crazy videos. The miracle of the internet, ladies, and gentlemen.

On the other hand, if you’re a fan of this stuff Luxuretv (often misspelled as "luxturetv", "luxurtv", "luxurytv", "luxeretv", "luxortv", "luxure.com" and "enluxure") isn’t such a bad site. Yes the ads are annoying as fuck, and the layout reminds me of Geocities, but the site is quick and responsive and easy to browse.

If I ever feel like watching no-legged girls get pussy-licked, this site will definitely come to mind.