MelonsTube

Ready for big tits and huge boobs at Melons Tube? Well, do you know what can make a pornographic scene so much better? A big pair of bouncing knockers. I am sure that some of you might not care about this, but those who prefer to see a chick with massive natural tatas, I suggest you visit melonstube.com. This is a great free porn site that explains everything you need to know about the content, in its name, since I am sure that you lads are familiar with the term 'melon' in the pornography.

So, if you prefer to see flat chicks get kinky, then this is definitely not the right place for you. I have encountered a couple of sites within their network, and I immediately recognized them because every fucking design on their sites is the same. I mean, these lads have no creativity when it comes to design and all that shit, but they do tend to offer great videos, so there is that.

The first thing I have to mention is their blinding layout color because that shit is just fucking nasty. I mean, who the fuck thought that putting an orange layout in the background of a porn site is an actual good idea? Are you fucking kidding me? This shit blinded me as soon as I opened Melons Tube, but I decided to stay for the loads of giant titties that are presented, obviously.

However, if you are like me and you only like to browse at night, like a normal fucking person, then you might find it a bit difficult here. I mean, the background, the usual menu, even their fucking logo is orange... I am not quite sure who the fuck designed this, but miss I need to have a word with you. I am quite sure that a fucking chick was behind this site, because no way in hell did a dude could fuck up so much when creating a porn site.

Another hint that makes me think that a wench made this shit is the fact that on the front page you will not be offered videos. No, no. You will fucking be offered categories because when you visit a porn site, instead of seeing some naughty videos first, it is much better to see the categories that may or may not actually have any good clips... their logic's on point (and for the idiots reading this, I was being fucking sarcastic).

Before you get to watch or even see any of the clips presented, you will have to choose a category, which also means that you are not able to browse for weird shit randomly. You literally need to choose a category and browse within that one category only, which is quite fucking stupid. I prefer to browse the shit randomly, because I am very open-minded when it comes to pornographic content, and MelonsTube does not fucking allow me to.

When I talk about different amateur porn sites, I tend to be very harsh on them if they do not offer variety, since, without that, it can get boring very fast. However, I have never thought that I will ever be overwhelmed by the number of categories and tags so much to say that there are too fucking many of them.

I swear, just fucking list their homepage, and scroll all the way down if you do not believe me. Not only do they offer a shit ton of categories, there are over 700 tags for you to explore as well. The reason that is too fucking much is simply that there is no reason to have so many of them nor can they all be that diverse. I ran into a couple of categories, that were so fucking unnecessary...

Since this place is actually just a host porn website, meaning that it only hosts videos and it does not actually play them here, having so many tags is even more pointless. If you browse for pornography 24/7 I guess you'd run out of ideas eventually, but other than that, having the basic shit covered will be just enough. I guess, the best thing here is that no matter which category you choose, it will always include a bombshell with big tits.

On top you have some other ways of listing their shit, and seeing so many useless ways of doing so, one would think that these idiots would make an actual search engine with filters and all that crap, but I guess that is too fucking hard for them. I mean, they could have at least allowed us to select multiple categories or tags at once, but you do not even get that... you can list this shit by date, popularity, source, and all that useless crap.

Now, since this place is a host website, there is no way for me to know what quality the videos are in or what privileges you will be offered because that all depends on the video you choose, as all of these clips are from different sites. From my experience, many of them will be in low to solid quality, with a small portion of them being in HD. If you prefer only the HD clips, then filter the search that way, because browsing randomly will get you nowhere.

As I already mentioned, this is a Network with other websites as well, so if this place does not satisfy your needs, just browse other shit they have to offer. They have a couple of websites dedicated to a certain niche, like shemanTube, MatureTube, TubePornstars, VR Porzo and so on. But, if you do enjoy watching a pair of bouncing tatas, then have fun exploring melonstube.com (often misspelled as "melontube") instead.