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Curiously, the two most consistently popular porn genres are teens and MILFs. Both the young and the clearly adult draw our attention but for different reasons. The draw of teens is their youthful innocence and unadulterated bodies. (Pun intended) We wish to christen them into a world of sin with our penises. We anoint them with our seed, forever tarnishing what was once god’s perfection. Once her pussy has been fouled by your manhood, it can never be unfouled. It will forever be fetid and rank due to your penetration.

Once at the peak of its existence, her body becomes sullen, soggy, and gray. The baby-soft skin and unending vigor dulled to a drab rusty dumpster full of medical waste behind a gyno office. You can now hang your hat up in her pussy for the rest of the time. When a man finds perfection, his instinct is to destroy it, thereby becoming its master. What better way to do that than to take the pristine body of a teen and break it over the side of your cock?

Teens are All Bark, No Bite

While teens may have tight little bodies, MILFs have experience. You can’t fool MILFs with your bullshit like you can a teen. They have been around the block a few times. More than enough men have tried to break her over their cocks.

Nowadays, men get broken over her clit. She clamps down on cocks with her pelvic floor muscles and snaps them off. After tossing it into the tall grass, she jabs three fingers in your ass, pinches your prostate, and catches the load that flies out of the hole where your cock used to be in her mouth. That’s how a fucking veteran of the game operates. She doesn’t fuck around with your weak ass dick game. Instead, she holds you down and takes from you what she needs, whether you like it or not.

A MILF doesn’t need you to try to make her feel good. She knows what feels good for her and will direct you to do it. If it makes her cum to watch a man do poppers and get reamed out with a stainless steel Philips head screwdriver, guess who’s stopping by the hardware store on his way over? You are bitch.

I don’t think she is the only one getting her’s, though. Yours is not the first penis she has ever had the displeasure of dealing with. She has been riding dick for thirty years and knows what makes a man’s eyes cross. Gentlemen, I’ll tell you this right now. No one handles the balls better than a MILF. These bitches understand that balls are the key to making any man cum his heart out. So they cradle, kiss, caress, rub, and fondle balls like master artisan crafts sculptures. Your balls are her Sistine chapel. Your cum the paint.

Nothing is going to scare off a MILF. You have to make a teen lick your scrum clean while she gives you a reach around. With a MILF you don’t even have to ask. She’ll have you turned around and bent over before you can ask her to come upstairs for coffee. She will wear her chocolate milk mustache with pride when she’s done. Nothing says love like a mixture of shit and cum spread around a bitches lips like Shakespeare’s goatee.

I make a game out of asking MILFs to do crazy shit. The key is to make them cum once - that’s all it takes. You have them in your pocket after that. You could ask a bitch to kill her mother, and as long as you do it while her clit is pulsating, you will hear an enthusiastic yes every time.

Teens look good on paper. Sure, they’re stunning to look at, and they feel great on your cock, but there’s no substance. There’s no passion for the cock. Every penis they meet worships them, so they don’t treat the dick with any respect. It’s really our fault, gentlemen. Let me take that back. It’s all your fault. You sexless pussies give these bitches all the power and get no sex out of it. You put them on a pedestal, and now they refuse to learn proper cocksmithing until they’re forty. We all lose friends.

I love MILFs, and when I want to see some, Naughtyblog is a great place to do it. Naughtyblog has a wide range of content represented on their site, but the collection of MILF porn is particularly well-curated. A little extra love was spent gathering MILF porn, and it went a long way. These MILFs will have you yelling mama mia.

The site has a lively design that draws you right in. The main menu sits up top and includes the options: Home, Best videos, Sites, Pornstars, Categories, and Siterips. There are also links to their social media accounts, such as Twitter and Telegram.

I’ll Take my Porn Website to go, Please

Below the menu is a row of thumbnails for popular sites they have rips of. If you have never heard of siterips before, boy, are you in for a treat. A site rip is when you download an entire website. That makes it browsable without being on the internet or, more importantly, being a paid subscriber. Imagine having full access to sites like Teamskeet, and Housewife1on1, for free, downloaded onto your computer. It doesn’t get much better than that. While other people on the plane wish they had downloaded their Spotify playlist, you can spend take off, making your seatmate extremely uncomfortable.

Another great part of the site is the lack of banner ads and pop-ups. Bongacams and Chaturbate can’t reach you if you’re not online. You may still experience phantom pop-ups where you think you see one and click frantically to close it only to discover it was a figment of your imagination.

Of course, your ripped site will not update, so you have to redownload it if you want new content. But, don’t worry, Naughtyblog will have your back then, also. They have around four thousand websites available for rip, so your airplane rides will never stop being a sticky affair for you, an awkward cleaning experience for the crew. Just explain to them the situation, and they will fully understand your immediate need to jerk off.

Videos on the site are also available for download, though you can watch them directly on Naughtyblog. Each video comes with multiple download links offering assorted quality. Most of the content comes in standard, 1080P, and 1260P. Besides those, most videos include spare links for porn emergencies. You never know when your family’s life may be in danger, and the only way to save them is to beat yourself silly watching MILF porn. Do it for the kids, mate.

Each piece of content comes with tons of info so that you can know precisely what you are downloading. They display Title, Release date, A short summary, Filesize, Duration, Video quality, Audio quality, Download rate, Cast, Categories, Site(s) of origin, Who posted it, and a list of related content.

MILF content comes in a wide range of flavors, including BDSM, Anal, blowjobs, cosplay, Big tit, Big ass, and anything else you can think of. They got bitches willing to do anything. One of my favorites on the site is called “Shoplyfter Mylf - Jessica Ryan - Case 6615379 - The Mournful Thief.” The recent death of Jessica Ryan’s husband has left her in a financial crisis. And because of this, she attempts to steal flowers on her way to her husband’s funeral but gets caught by a loss prevention officer. LPO Mike Mancini couldn’t give less of a fuck about her extenuating circumstances or her dead husband. All that says to Mike is that she’s single and probably ready to ride his cock if it means making it to her deceased husband’s funeral in time.

Naughtyblog does a great job of delivering top-notch MILF porn right into your penis. You will love both the selection of content and the awesome siterips. That doesn’t mean there isn’t room for the place to improve, though. I enjoy that summaries are visible under the thumbnails, but they limit the number of thumbnails they can fit per page. You know how much I love to have porn shoved into my brain as fast as possible.

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