PlanetSuzy

Planet Suzy is a major porn forum catering mostly to straight content that includes celebrities, amateurs, and hentai. Because it is a forum, the site does not provide any content of its own, but instead depends on the community to provide all the content.

This is done through 3rd party file sharing websites. For pictures, you’ll be going to an image host where you can directly see the photos, but for videos, you need to actually download the videos rather than stream it. This is fucking annoying because you have to wait for the download to finish, and the speeds can be slow.

You’re pretty much required to register if you want to interact with the forum. Some of the content is available to you, such as looking through the previews and sometimes even downloading certain files, but as you dig deeper into Planet Suzy you’ll realize that you need to register for most of the shit. Some sections like Vintage porn, you won’t even be able to preview without signing up.

There is a ton of content here. I estimated about 200,000 active threads across the entire place, and literally millions of posts. I don’t think there are many forums that can compete with the sheer size of PlanetSuzy, it’s just too many bitches.

A typical looking forum

PlanetSuzy.org runs off of a standard vBulletin template. If you don’t know, vBulletin is one of the most popular forum templates around, so you should feel at home navigating around if you aren’t a stranger to the internet.

As a forum, you have the directory, the subdirectories, and the actual threads. Typically, a certain topic will clump all the content into that same thread. For example, the thread for Sara Jean Underwood will collect all the content for her into one thread, so you can just run through it without having to look in different places.

This is the kind of shit where moderation comes in, and it’s clear that the forum is well moderated. I didn’t see much spam or incorrectly placed porn, and I’m sure the mods are constantly moving things around to make sure things end up in the right place. A big kudos to the mods at PlanetSuzy for keeping things so clean and organized.

The ads are minimal, although for some reason there is a lot of homo shit. You also have the wonderful Cialis and Viagra pill advertisements, which I hope I never have to use. Then again, even Hugh Hefner used a steady dose of Viagra to keep his bitches satisfied, so maybe it’s only a matter of time.

Endless user content

There are endless amounts of content across a bunch of different categories. They did a decent job of organizing the categories, although there is still a lot of porn that just gets lumped into the “other” forum. If you’re looking for a specific fetish, I actually don’t think this is the best place to look, but for more general porn and celebrities it’s great.

PlanetSuzy gives you enough to last a lifetime. IT’s almost like a fucking contest how much these people upload porn to this place. Even for a single porn star or celebrity, you’ll basically find every inch of their life’s work here. People really don’t have lives.

I also like that hentai is well represented here. In addition to pics and videos, the site also hosts a lot of games and comics, and even original content that users made themselves. One of the better places to download games, and there’s even a forum dedicated just to discussing the games if you want to talk about it or ask for help if you get stuck.

There are some unique categories you’ll find on PlanetSuzy that are rare to find in other sites. First is adult humor, where you’ll find pics, jokes, and stories that are NSFW. There are also dedicated forums for social media celebrities and celebrity fakes, which I don’t usually find in other places.

Speaking of celebrity fakes, have you checked out deepfakes yet? That shit is fire, and it shows it’s only a matter of time before we get perfect porn replications of all the top celebrities. My mouth is watering already.

Anyway, there’s also an entire forum dedicated to hairy pussy lovers, which is fucking funny to me for some reason. I don’t like hairy pussies getting caught between my teeth and shit so I stay away from there, but if you like that big old afro bush PlanetSuzy has your back.

What I Like

I can’t give enough credit to the moderators of PlanetSuzy. A huge forum like this can be really difficult to manage, and things can get messy really quickly. I’m guessing this place has a dedicated crew of like a hundred no-lifes who spend all day going through and enforcing the forum rules.

I also like that the file-hosting is standardized. What this means is that there are specific rules and places that the users need to follow when providing pics and videos. This is important since you’ll always know what kind of bullshit to expect from the file-hosting websites. Trust me, there are some shady ass sites out there, and rules like these will keep your computer virus and spyware free.

Of course, I also must mention the ridiculous amount of content. PlanetSuzy is ambitious in how much porn it tries to give you and it handles that responsibility well. What I mean is that if PlanetSuzy just threw at you millions of random porn, you’d be so goddamn lost you’d go limp in confusion. PlanetSuzy organizes its content well, which can be tough on a forum of this size.

What I hate

Registration is always a pain in the ass for these sites. It’s required because without it the site will just get filled with spammers and bullshitters causing a lot of chaos. It is a hassle, but hey its free and nothing new.

One pet peeve I have about PlanetSuzy, and many other porn forums as well, are broken links. You see, when there is a certain topic that everyone starts posting content about, the thread can keep getting updated but the posts inside that thread can get stale.

For example, let’s say there is a thread for incest videos. People will be constantly adding new content to the thread, so the thread will be at the top of the list. But when you go into the thread, the first page will have posts from months ago with broken links.

The links can be broken for many reasons. It can be that the file-hosting just got old, or that the moderators decided to block it because it broke some rules. Anyway, it can get annoying when you go into a thread and see pages of broken links.

I also think the site sometimes tries to do too much, which is why I said it’s not great for finding specific fetishes. It’ll take you some time even to just read through all the categories. There’s also a shit-ton of rules, so you’ll want to lurk for a bit before you actually start contributing if that’s what you want.

Suzy is one awesome broad

I usually like to talk about what they can do to improve their site, but with PlanetSuzy I honestly don’t have anything to really add. The layout and color scheme is good, the moderation is super tight, and the community is huge. I guess they could do a better job of cleaning up dead links, or maybe coming up with a better name?

The weaknesses of PlanetSuzy are weaknesses you’ll find in all porn forums. This includes the files being hosted off-site, the place requiring you to register, and there isn't any proper ranking or popularity lists for the porn.

One sweet world

Overall, PlanetSuzy is a great place to download some porn, and it caters to a wide variety of tastes. You won’t find things like content rankings or special featured content, but the forum has a good search function and there’s plenty of discussion.

If you’re just looking to download and view porn, you can just register and browse. But you can also become more active. There is a big community here that encourages general discussion, such as introducing yourself to other members and just posting about everyday shit like sports and news.

I always wonder who are these people that go through all the effort to share their porn in places like these. I doubt they get paid. Is it for friends? Is it charity? Do they just have way too much time on their hands?

God fucking knows, but I salute them all. My dick wouldn’t be the same without them.