ProThots

What are Pro Thots, you ask? Well, thanks to advances in gender equality, women have more career opportunities than ever before. They dominate the fields of preschool and kindergarten teaching, dental hygiene and speech-language pathology. Nobody does administrative assisting or medical information like a broad, and they also make the best dieticians, cosmetologists and medical assistants. Oh, and they also make really good Internet whores.

ProThots.com is dedicated to showcasing exactly those professional thots I’m talking about, the ripe young beauties of social media defining a whole new era of amateur pornography. This free tube is full of YouTube babes, Patreon sluts, and OnlyFans content. Something tells me this is going to be a lot more efficient than just typing “boobs” and “cosplay” into the Instagram search bar every day.

A Free Tube of Just Internet Sluts

ProThots has the same basic sex tube layout you’ve seen a million times before. Their logo copies the aesthetic of PornHub’s, which itself was designed to look like the old YouTube logo. The overall layout looks sleek and clean with my ad-blocker activated, and ain’t bad even unfiltered; a thumbnail-sized Chaturbate link is the only spam I see if I remove my blocker. A few attractive icons offer quick links to their Popular, Hot and Trending material.

Free tubes are so fucking common these days that it really helps to have a gimmick. I’m sure you’ve seen infinite variations of tubes filled with movies scraped from PornHub and then piled high with spam. Imagine how many you’d see if your whole job was reviewing porn sites all day and night and you’ll understand the plight of The Porn Dude. Every day is forearm day and I have to buy lube by the barrel. The least you aspiring Internet pornographers can do is switch up the formula a little bit!

ProThots catches my eye instantly with their laser focus on these social media babes, immediately differentiating themselves from the ubiquitous all-around-sex tube. The header lists some of their most popular categories, and it’s a lot of the attention whore sites you’ve been shaking your dick at already. OnlyFans, Patreon, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitch and YouTube are their featured categories.

Even if you’re completely illiterate, the porn content is obvious right from the front page. This ain’t the standard mixed bag you get on every generic free porn site. Since these videos are almost entirely homemade, it’s mostly solo shows. The newest clip’s a striptease, uploaded right after an OnlyFans nude photo and a big-titty teen vid.

It ain’t all solo shows, though. In the last 24 hours, a new lesbian video and blowjob scene have been added, both from OnlyFans. Amid the masturbation movies, twerking videos and nude bath play scenes is a lovely smorgasbord of multi-person perversion, from anal sex to bondage to threesomes. ProThots features DIY porn in tons of categories, including those freaky genres and fetishes you expect from the social media chicks.

As a porn scholar, it’s fucking fascinating to me how this style of smut has really given new life to certain kinks and fetishes. Cosplay porn was long considered a niche for weeaboos, neckbeards and nerds, but these chicks are really normalizing the idea of riding your dick while wearing cat ears and a butt-plug tail. Likewise with ASMR porn, which was barely on anybody’s radar a couple of years ago. You’ll find plenty of that freaky business the ProThots.com’s growing archive.

A Growing Catalog of Social Media Sluts

As of this writing, ProThots has nearly 2,000 dirty movies, nude galleries and photos in their catalog. I guess it’s a good thing I put all that Viagra in my bong. I know a couple of K ain’t a goddamn thing compared to the millions you’ll find on sites like PornHub, but remember, it’s that focus on social media sluts that makes ProThots.com what it is. When we’re beating off to Twitch gamer chicks and premium Snapchat whores, we don’t need the tubes cluttered up with random hentai and vintage 80s clips where the girls have huge hair on their heads and twats.

It’s a pretty fucking young site, too, which makes that collection size all the more impressive. They add a handful of new XXX movies every day, so that stack’s probably going to be a lot bigger by the time you start digging your sticky little fingers in there. My local grocery store is still having trouble keeping toilet paper available, but ProThots is constantly putting fresh content on the shelf.

I felt like I visited the site on a good day. Flipping back through the pages a little bit, it looks like every day’s a good day around here. There are so many new Insta-sluts and Patreon thots that it’s hard keeping up with them all, but you’ll see a lot of the most famous Internet celebrities here, usually naked and probably masturbating.

Momokun is playing with herself on the front page, and Sunshine Guimary can be seen in a hot nipple-slip clip. Belle Delphine is flashing a black thong in the most recent of her many updates on the site. This cutie named Whiptrax with the huge natural jugs wasn’t on my radar before, but she’s got a new fan now.

Fapping to Content for Free

I saw a Snapchat-labeled thumbnail of a pretty blonde chick with her mouth on a dick, posted just a couple days ago. It’s a video of Ashtyn Sommer, who got famous on a YouTube prank video before getting even more famous posing half-naked. Naturally, I’m going to take any opportunity I find to see her more than just half-naked.

Sometimes these sites have a wonky setup where you have to click through to a third-party file host or sit through some video spam. Every movie I watched on ProThots.com played instantly as soon as I hit the Play button, no buffering and no bullshit. The video player is super-streamlined, so you don’t get slow-mo or other fancy features. There’s no resolution control, and I really wish they had a Download button, but you smart fuckers can probably find a browser plugin that will let you save the movies.

I watched Ashtyn slurp ding-dong on video for a while, then moved on to a Snapchat nude gallery I found linked below. It’s got 19 sexy pics of the YouTuber, many labeled with NO SCREENSHOTS ALLOWED! Oops. I guess one of her viewers couldn’t read.

The ProThots.com gallery view is simple, but nice. Most of the screen is taken up by a slideshow-style viewer, with quick access to thumbnails in the corner so you can skip straight to the ass shots or princess-themed cosplay. There are even sharing buttons for Pinterest, Facebook and Twitter, so go ahead and share these sexy naked ladies with your sister, your grandma, and the president.

Cheaper Than a Shitty Tinder Date

I looked at the traffic graph for ProThots.com, and it’s been going up steadily since around March. You know, that numerical mountain looks kind of like the COVID-19 death chart, but with nudes instead of expired grandparents. It’s no surprise this new wave of amateur porn has been gaining even more traction this year. Perverts and performers alike have been stuck at home, so why not make the most of it?

The rising popularity of the genre can only mean good things for ProThots. There’s a growing market for social media babes, not to mention an ever-growing number of the Internet chicks who are sure to be featured on the site as it grows. You do miss out on the one-on-one element of OnlyFans if you’re just fapping to the content and not subscribing, but it is a hell of a lot cheaper. If you hadn’t blown your stimulus check months ago on a new waifu pillow, I’m sure you’d throw some coins in the hat, right?

Personally, I’m fucking crazy about these Internet chicks. Since you’re reading this, I’m guessing you feel that way, too. ProThots is an easy recommendation for any masturbator with an appreciation for these Instagram models and OnlyFans exhibitionists. If you’re still late to the social media party, not to worry, because these guys have plenty of material to get you introduced. You may want to clear your schedule for the next few days.