TitFap

A Tit Fap sounds like a nice little distraction right about now. Between the headache of filing my taxes, the crazy Tinder girl from last weekend blowing up my phone, and all the fucking terrible shit on the news, pornography might provide precisely the kind of release I need, both mental and orgasmic. Sometimes you just need a little reset, and blowing a fat load is an easy way to get it done.

I was browsing TikTok earlier, gawking at pretty girls twerking and showing off their new yoga pants. As fun as the platform is, though, it can be a frustrating thing to jerk off to since adult content isn’t technically allowed. TitFap.com offers a similar formula of content, except their whole gimmick is short, free porn clips and nude galleries. It seems like an obvious twist on what TikTok is doing, filling a need that arose when we started trying to crank off to the original. The site is brand fucking new to the internet, living on a domain that was registered a week ago, so I figured I’d lube up and take an early look.

Fapping to Tits and Titting to Faps

TitFap acknowledges its startup status right away, noting right below the header that the site’s still in beta and asking that you kindly report any bugs you find. That’s honestly fine with me, as long as I’m still able to rub one out while I’m visiting without a bunch of spam blowing up in my face. But I will say that TitFap’s beta version looks better than some more established free porn tubes.

Part of the immediate appeal might be the setup. Free porn sites tend to follow the same tube-based mold, with a big wall of thumbnails out front. TitFap, on the other hand, has a presentation that feels more like a social media site or a blog. The videos are laid out one after another as you scroll down the page, with an app-style row of buttons at the bottom.

The content itself isn’t quite the usual bag of paysite samples you find on any random tube, either. I see a decent amount of material from big names out front—like short clips from Shoplyfter, MomsTeachSex, TeasePOV, and Fit18—but the collection leans more toward the social porn style material you’d expect from TikTok or OnlyFans. There’s a wide range of adult content, mostly amateur.

At the top right of TitFap.com’s front page, a sexy teen dances naked for six seconds in front of a mirror, followed by a girl hiding her face off-camera while revealing a stunning pair of tits. There’s also a black girl twerking in a tiny pair of what they’re calling shorts, a buxom babe squeezing her own massive jugs and stroking her pussy through her panties, and a POV shot of a pretty Asian girl jerking a cock. Further down, a Latina shakes her fat, naked ass, a babe flashes her boobs in a coffee shop, another exposes her pussy at a fabric store, and a Snapchat chick sucks on a vibrator. There’s also a hungry slut eating two big sausages while kneeling in somebody’s kitchen.

Scrolling the page might not have the immediacy of swiping the actual TikTok app, but I like the rapid-fire feel as I consume clip after clip after clip, slut after slut after slut after slut. Even when I turned my adblocker off, the videos loaded instantly without any ads or buffering slowing me down. The quick pacing is one of the things that makes TikTok so addictive, and TitFap’s got a similar thing going on. If there’s one thing I’d change about the basic setup, I’d add a repeat button to the videos. They’re short, and you’ll want to watch some of them over and over again.

And Let’s Talk About Those XXX Galleries

I was writing this review in a local food court, and I had a little incident with mall security. But it’s all settled now; I just had to hide behind a dumpster for a while. When I got back to a safe location, I refreshed the front page of TitFap.com and found a whole mess of new videos to beat off to. New sites typically have the disadvantage of small porn collections, but TitFap’s hard at work putting that behind them. A bunch of new XXX clips hit the site every day. The freshest is 42 seconds of a skinny blonde chick riding a dick, shot POV style. It’s delectable.

I’m not really sure how they’re doing it, but the library already has thousands of videos and photos. The Photos section alone stretches on for more than 3,000 pages, which should keep even the most eager masturbators busy for a good, long while.

I actually fell down the rabbit hole for a few hours and had to take another long-ass break from writing this review while I rubbed out the problem. What happened was I started perusing the photos and damn near fell in love with a booty shot of a hot young brunette wearing just a bra as she crawls on the top of her bed. I clicked on the Ass tag, which brought me to TitFap’s entire section of Ass Porn: 839 ass-oriented short porn videos and over 23,000 similarly themed photos.

Many porn sites, both free and premium, include a photo section that isn’t necessarily meant to be looked at by human eyes. It just looks good out front when they can claim they have 10,000 pictures to go with their hundred videos, so you end up with these throwaway galleries of auto-generated screencaps. But TitFap.com dabbles in the new style of homebrew porn, and photos are a big part of that. That means the galleries here are worth a peek and probably a fap, especially if you’re into internet chicks.

The gallery view works as expected: click on a thumbnail, and the full-sized version stretches across the screen for easier gawking while you masturbate. I also like how TitFap lets you load up a sidebar menu of smaller thumbs alongside the big images, giving you another quick way to flip through the collection. Can you understand now why I got so hung up looking at butts today? I’m even half tempted to take another fap break, but I’m going to power through and finish writing this. I’ve got at least a little bit of willpower, damn it!

Can I See the Pretty Naked Ladies, Please?

Everywhere I looked on TitFap.com, I saw beautiful amateur models, internet celebrities, and even traditional pornstars. I love how this new format of DIY porn puts the homemade video whores on the same stage as the big-name sex-havers. Every time I look at a site like this, I end up with a new porn crush on some girl I’d never seen before because she wasn’t on the scene before.

The count at the top of TitFap’s Models page says they’ve got 107 listed models so far, which is obviously just a fraction of the women on the site. Unfortunately, the page was only accessible to registered members. Registration is free but wasn’t working when I visited. During my visit, I ran into a couple of other minor glitches, including a few dead video links that displayed that they were uploaded 53 years ago. Since the site is so new, I expect these minor bugs to be ironed out by the time you check out the site.

And what a site it is. When I first loaded up the joint, I thought I was just going to be beating off to TikTok porn. It turns out they’ve got that and a lot more. Instead of shoehorning themselves tightly into the social porn niche, they’ve got a nice, wider variety of content wrapped in a social porn package. The focus is still mainly on the homemade pornstars, but it’d almost be a waste not to allow the broader range of content with such a convenient format. (I even saw some hentai.) On top of that, the galleries turned out to be fantastic.

I’d recommend looking at TitFap.com if you’ve got a thing for social media sluts or just want something quick to beat off to. The format makes for easy fap sessions by keeping the menus and clutter to a minimum, instead just serving up tons of short dirty videos and a whole fucking fuck-ton of nudie photos. What more do you need when trying to fill an old sock with sperm?