UnderWaterSexCam

If I had an Underwater Sex Cam, I know I’d have a lot of fun capturing my sexual escapades at the pool and reliving them later on at home, in the office, and on the bus ride in between. Honestly, after checking out this next site, I think I actually might invest in the necessary equipment. Even if my homemade underwater fuck flicks never made it onto PornDudeCasting, where I think the chlorine might ruin the couch, they’d still be a hell of an addition to my own personal fap stash. I’m getting hard as a rock just thinking about it.

Until I buy my own dive-proof camera, though, I can always tune in and get rock hard watching UnderwaterSexCam.com, a premium site that is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a throbbing archive of dirty amateur movies literally shot underwater. They’ve got the kind of premise that either hooks you right away because you’ve already considered the possibilities or lures you in with erotic intrigue because you never have. Regardless of which end of the pool you fall into, I bet you’re curious what I found inside, and whether it's worth the entry price. Well, my sopping wet friends, let’s take a look and see.

Underwater Sex Cams? In My Pool?

When I first pulled up UnderwaterSexCam’s front page, I kind of assumed they’d been around a while. They’ve got kind of an older vibe, with a presentation that reminds me a lot of long-lived amateur paysites that have been around for a decade or two. It’s not ugly, but it’s not the flashy layout you get from the big-pocket boys like Brazzers or Reality Kings. It turns out I was way off, because the site is barely over a month old. If I had to guess, I’d say whoever’s running the joint is an old-schooler when it comes to putting together porn sites, and they’re just going with what they know works. (On a similar note: Whether you’ve been peddling smut online for years or have just started daydreaming about it, the resources I’ve assembled over at PornWebmasters may be of interest to you!)

Presentation aside, it was the thumbnails that really pulled me in. Anybody who has ever worn a pair of goggles at the pool knows the fucking magic that happens under the water. Sure, you look like an ugly motherfucking bug with those things on, but when your eyes ain’t burning from the bleach, there’s an absolute wonderland of floating flesh under there. Unlike the piss-filled water at the YMCA, though, the women caught on Underwater Sex Cam tend to be fully naked. In so many cases, they’re also playing with themselves or getting fucked.

The logistics of banging a broad in the pool mean they don’t have the same wide, weird range of categories you’ll find on a typical paysite. Even a basic blowjob comes with a high risk of drowning around here, but they do offer a few broad categories of content, including solo girls, multiple girls and couples. You may not be able to see a full-on bukkake orgy with DVDA (Double Vaginal Double Anal), but you can see underwater lesbians, teen couples, BBWs, exotic women and MILFs. The tags page currently lists underwater variations of such popular pornographic subgenres as Asians, Big Tits and Jet Stream Masturbation, and I fully expect that list to grow as the site continues to expand.

Basically, I’m saying that while UnderwaterSexCam doesn’t have the biggest range of content, you still get a decent amount of variation to keep things interesting. If the thumbnails don’t convince you, there’s a nice, long preview montage that gives you a little taste of everything. The preview’s in 720p, but most of the videos on the site are in full 4K ultra-HD. 4K has became so standard I rarely mention it, but I bring it up here because it’s still a bit rarer on the amateur sites with smaller budgets.

Pool Sex Movies by the Gallon

If I wasn’t sold on the premise, the previews did the trick. UnderwaterSexCam also promises a fucking solid bang-per-buck ratio, with ten new videos added every week. My golden yardstick by which I measure any paysite is one update a week, which is still the industry standard. It's worth noting that while the Underwater Sex Cam movies ain’t the longest flicks in the world, they definitely add up in volume. As I mentioned earlier, the site’s only been around a month, but they’ve already got nearly 14 hours of content. If you want to beat off to all of it, you’d better get cracking!

I made my way to the signup page to see what the damage would be. If they’re outdoing the industry standard on price, would they charge us extra for the privilege? Turns out, they do one better: membership to UnderwaterSexCam.com is cheaper than most paysites. Most premium sites these days charge thirty bones a month recurring, but UnderwaterSexCam.com only costs thirty if you want the non-recurring membership. Do yourself a favor and save ten bucks by signing up for the recurring plan, and then just set a reminder on your phone to reconsider your membership in 28 days. Even their three-dollar trial rebills at the regular twenty-dollar rate instead of gouging you like so many other sites do, which I respect and appreciate.

Given the old-school vibe of the place, I really expected UnderwaterSexCam to include a simple and convenient Download button, just like every porn site did when they all looked like this. I was unfortunately wrong on that front. If you’re looking to save the files, you’ll have to do what I did and find the link in the page code. (In Chrome, right-click the page and select View Page Source or just hit CTRL-U, then look for an MP4 link.) They go as far as prohibiting auto-download software. Interestingly, their post on the subject has a 2008 date stamped on it and bans GetRight, a piece of software I haven’t heard mentioned in years. See what I mean about this place being run by an old-timer?

Looking at These Floating Naked Boobies

Usually when I review a site this young, it’s pretty easy to choose a video to start with because the pickings are slim. Underwater Sex Cam, on the other hand, already has 176 movies to choose from. There will probably be a lot more by the time you read this, too, so be sure to check the full count out front. The site added five videos yesterday, including a tattooed girl showing her nipples, a chick with DD big tits swimming, and a beautiful babe massaging herself with one of the pool jets.

There were also a couple new lesbian movies added today, and I gravitated toward the one called Three Horny Lesbians With Six Big Tits. That’s six big tits total, not six per lesbian. They are humans, not cows, after all. I clicked through to the seven-minute video and hit the Play button.

The UnderwaterSexCam.com preview out front had some new-agey marimba music, but the soundtrack here is the sloshy, echoey sound of being under the water at the pool. The lights and the chlorine add to the ambiance, giving the girls an even more otherworldly appearance than if they were just floating around. A couple of the girls in this video are on the thicker end of the spectrum, which I like. All of the girls are weightless, though, their forms shifting with the water in a way landlubbers will never know. There is some weird pixel shit in parts of the video, sometimes obscuring half the screen. I suspect it’s the cameraman whacking off and then crudely trying to edit it out, but it all just looks like Tetris bricks.

I loaded up another, longer video, this time featuring a horny teenage couple fucking underwater. It’s seventeen minutes long, but it only took me one minute to realize I wanted to watch it with two free hands. With that in mind, I’m going to wrap up this review. UnderwaterSexCam.com is absolutely worth a look if you’re into pool sex, or have even considered what it would be like. It’s a rare niche, and the site does it justice with a rapidly growing collection of amateur underwater sex scenes. For less than the price of your typical paysite, it’s hard to go wrong.