VirtWish

Do you have a Virt Wish you’d like to see granted? For that matter, could you even tell me what a VirtWish is and what you’d do with it? I know some of you pervs are confused, but don’t worry because we’ll get to the bottom of this thing. I’m guessing it’s short for Virtual Wish, which doesn’t tell you exactly what kind of smut they’re peddling. It does hint at the experience, though. So tell me, fellow internet deviate, what type of porn sites would you visit if you were looking to see a personal dream fulfilled?

Figured it out yet? Well, VirtWish.com is a live webcam sex site where you can chat with real naked ladies. But what separates this one from the other joints out there like Chaturbate, LiveJasmin, and the like? Well, that’s what I aimed to find out as I lubed up the ol’ silicone schoolgirl snatch and popped a few of the weird, sketchy pills I bought at a highway truck stop a few hours ago. The domain has been around for a few years, but it’s only within the last few months that the place really blew up. With nearly 5 million monthly visitors, I knew there was a pretty good chance I’d at least see some free T&A, and I’m always up for that.

What’s Your Virt Wish?

The front page of Virt Wish has the usual thumbnail view of currently live cam shows that you expect from a cam site, all wrapped up in a purple-on-black design that screams class. It’s kind of like visiting the strip club on the nice side of town after slumming it in the hood for years. The building is nicer, the lighting looks expensive, and the women typically have all their teeth. I like how they’ve kept the clutter to an absolute minimum, skipping the little icons, tags, and badges you see slapped all over the other cam sites. On the contrary, in the corner of each thumbnail is a little green Online icon beside their name, and that’s it.

At the top of the screen, there are some big, sliding images from some of the currently featured live shows. It’s a nice touch that I’d imagine boosts whoever is featured, though most of the ones I checked out only had a couple of people watching. If VirtWish wanted to boost viewership, it’d be helpful if their algorithms shuffled public shows to the top after achieving a certain number of viewers. As I’ve pointed out time and time again, the best place to see free action on cam sites is in the public rooms full of viewers because it ensures a certain number of pervs are going to be donating to keep the show going.

Scrolling down, I get a smorgasbord of the other babes currently online. The one thing I noticed immediately is that they’ve got a wide variety of camwhores performing here. There’s a cosplay chick at the top beside a sultry-looking brunette above a freaky-looking babe in a contortionist pose. There are MILFs, teens, and everything in between, plus Latinas, ebony babes, Asians, and a whole lot of white girls. Chat with a tatted-up slut or find some classy, refined broad you could take home to mom before sucking her farts out through a rubber hose.

It seems a good fucking portion of those five million visitors a month are the camgirls themselves because the front page feels like an endless scroll of green Online icons below fuck-me faces, big asses, and enormous cleavage. At any time of the day or night, you’ll typically have hundreds of babes to choose from. I hope you aren’t one of those masturbators who gets all hung up when there are too many choices. It’s essential to masturbate when the urge hits, as blue balls are considered a serious medical condition.

I Am Who I Say I Am, I Swear!

Before I even signed up for a VirtWish.com account, I first tried watching a few shows. The very first thing I checked out was that cosplay chick I’d seen out front, dressed up like Dva from Overwatch. The girl was sexy as hell in the thumbnail and looked even bigger stretched across my screen. Obviously, she was masturbating, too, from the faces she was making and how she moved her body.

Weirdly, though, I couldn’t see her genitals at all. It was like the shot had been cut from the waist down to omit the best part, which was a huge bummer. I actually ran into the same issue time and time again. I’ve never seen this on a cam site, but it seemed to be designed to “protect” innocent eyes from seeing the naked ladies. I guess whoever built the place doesn’t trust their own Adults Only warning they put outside.

What could I do then but register for an account? I had planned on doing so anyway, but the offer of free tokens for new users made me even more interested. So I chose a username and password, gave them an email address, and off I went.

But not quite yet. It turns out Virt Wish has a pretty fucking obnoxious age verification step before you can get fully signed up. It’s way more intensive than you find on most porn sites of any type, and I wonder why they’re making it so damn hard. They’re definitely leaving some money on the table here because I know there are masturbators out there who just aren’t going to bother. I can point you to a dozen other cam sites right now where you can beat off for free without even signing up, making this feel like a significant obstacle.

The VertWish.com verification step starts with a credit card, which is normal enough. However, it’s annoying since most sites give you some freebies first, but I would enter it anyway when I bought my tokens. It gets weirder, though. After that, there are fields for a photo of your passport or any other identity document, a picture of you with a credit card, a photo of you with an expanded passport in your hand, and a sheet of paper with your nickname and today’s date.

I won’t lie: it only takes an extra couple of minutes to make an account on VirtWish.com versus any other site, but it’s kind of a big pain in the ass compared to the usual adult site signup routine of letting your browser fill in all your personal details. Once you’re in, though, you’re in. Besides, you’ll have to sign up even if you don’t mind the cropped shots because they cut off unregistered visitors after just a couple of minutes of viewing.

Let’s Talk About The Shows

Once you’ve gotten signed up for a real Virt Wish account, it’s time to have some fun. You’ve just got to decide what kind. The easiest thing to do is pop into one of those live shows you saw out front. You can chat with the babe and the rest of the crowd, throw tips in the hat, or even buzz her internet-connected vibrator. How’s that for interaction?

If you’re willing to pay for a better time, you can join a private or group chat room. With private, you’ve got the option of cam2cam. That means you can show the girls your dick as you stroke it, or just show your internet dominatrix that you really are fisting your own butthole.

It’s worth noting that there are two kinds of private shows. Spycam can peep on regular “private” shows, which is a nice feature if you like watching from the shadows without saying anything. If you’d prefer a fully private show that nobody can watch, be prepared to spend a few more tokens for the honor. It’s a standard feature on many cam sites, so I’m sure some of you are already familiar with it.

VirtWish.com looks great and works well once you’re in, but I’ll admit that the complicated verification process is going to be a deal-breaker for a lot of the eager perverts out there. If you’re willing to spend a couple of more minutes with the signup, though, you’ll find there are hundreds of camwhores waiting to make your Virt Wish come true.