Dane Jones

DaneJones! The formula for good pornography is actually pretty simple: put at least one hot girl on camera and get her to do sex stuff. There are infinite variations on the theme, with most producers stacking their productions with more sexy sluts getting stuffed with a bunch of big cocks. Porn director Dane Jones certainly does that, but also includes heavy doses of elements not found in every airtight orgy video: passion, chemistry, and genuine intimacy.

Who says romance is dead? Certainly not the thousands of daily visitors to DaneJones.com, a premium adult site with a growing library of couples-friendly hardcore erotica. They’ve been at it since 2011, steadily amassing a loyal fanbase and a pretty fucking killer stash of porno.

What’s Different About This Place?

First-time visitors to Dane Jones might not immediately recognize what sets it apart from the Brazzers and Reality Kings of the web. It’s certainly got all the trappings of a modern hardcore paysite. The design is slick, with a silent video montage that begins playing the moment I hit the landing page. The scene shows lesbians fingering each other, dining on cherry pie, and having threesomes. Scroll down a bit, and you’ll see more girl-on-girl action in thumbnails, and others where lucky men get a taste of that sweet, sweet poon.

But something feels different, doesn’t it? I almost want to say it feels softer, but it’s definitely not softcore. There’s a whole lot of explicit penetrating going on, and I haven’t even left the preview page! For a second, I wondered if it was the lighting that made it feel soft. Everything is well-illuminated, but doesn’t have the jarring white-sun brightness I’ve seen in some recent premium productions.

That front-page video montage at DaneJones.com plays on a loop, and I was a little bit transfixed. After the 420th time watching the 69s, twat-lickings, and close-up skittle-diddlings, I finally saw what separates this site from porn sites. It’s written all over these young ladies’ faces.

One of the missions here is to feature not just sexy, fappable porn, but depictions of sex that also include the passion, the romance, and the chemistry of real couples. I’m sure it adds extra steps to the casting process, but they’ve managed to find pairs and trios with some of the best on-screen porn chemistry I’ve seen this week.

It’s not just the o-faces and eyes rolled orgasmically back in their heads. There’s also the kissing, the eye contact, the sensual caresses, and an eagerness not just to get off but to please. These beautiful women are enjoying the hell out of themselves sexually, as in any good porn, but also emotionally and spiritually. I guess that’s what they mean when they call it “erotica”.

Get Your Kicks and a Bunch of Bonuses, Too

Call me a hopeless romantic, but my heart just melts a little bit at the thought of a couple of sweet young lesbians meeting by sheer chance, falling swiftly in love, and then loudly riding each other’s faces as HD cameras roll. I had my wallet out, ready to pony up the industry-standard $30-a-month every porn site is asking these days.

These guys had something even better in store for me. It’s the same price as most other paysites these days, but DaneJones.com actually comes as part of a package deal. Your ticket gets you into the entire SexyHub network of premium sites. That’s Dane Jones, Lesbea, Massage Rooms, MomXXX, Fitness Rooms, and Girlfriends.

There is a Coronavirus Update at the top of the member’s page. Because they shoot exclusively in Europe, they’ve canceled all shoots until further notice. They say that means a reduced number of updates until they can resume regular production, but so far, they haven’t stopped adding a few new updates per week across the network. Right now, it looks like the new DaneJones movies are landing every week or so. Hopefully, the network will soon return to their daily update schedule.

Get Your Bucket of Lube Ready

In case you’ve still got this idea that couples-friendly porn is the same softcore, vanilla smut your mom watches, the scene titles alone should set your mind at ease. These movies might have a little more romance, but they’re still fucking dirty, raunchy and kinky when it comes to the sex.

Come on, even if you didn’t see the lovely, lithe Sabrina Spice pogoing on a hard cock in the thumbnail, the title gives away the plot. It’s called Messy Teen Makes Him Happy, and it ain’t referencing the clothes on the floor. Blonde Finn Wants Lover Insider Her isn’t the sci-fi adventures of a microscopic man a la Fantastic Voyage. I don’t know how you could possibly spin Shaking Orgasms for Spanish Stunner into something safe-for-work.

The catalog runs deep, too. There are almost 800 DaneJones-branded movies, and nearly 3,000 movies total on the network. It’s honestly a bit of an overwhelming figure, so I hope you’re not one of those indecisive fuckers who ends up browsing Netflix for an hour without watching anything.

Me? I've had a hard-on since the landing page, where I immediately picked out a few girls I wanted to see get fucked. Or loved-on all romantic-like, since Dane Jones is supposed to be fine, passionate erotica. With that in mind, I clicked my way to a recent update starring thick blonde Gina Varney.

Hot Chicks, Sensual Fucking

British Babe Adores Her Boyfriend is a pretty fucking wholesome name for a porno. The intro is kind of wholesome, too, with the pair laying in bed together, having some laughs as they watch something on the dude’s phone. She looks stunning, though, and I don’t blame the dude for casually feeling up her shapely thigh almost immediately.

Gina is thinking what I’m thinking. She takes away his phone, and the two start making out. They suck face loudly as this lucky motherfucker moves his hand beneath her panties and starts rubbing her clit. Given the sensual nature of the whole site, I expected them to take longer to get to the real action, but he’s got his tongue in her snatch a few minutes later.

The movies I watched on Dane Jones streamed smoothly. I skipped ahead a few minutes to see Gina reciprocate with some head-giving of her own, and didn’t have to wait for buffering, even in HD. Downloads are available in the same range of resolutions, and are included with the membership price.

This white dude has a big motherfucking cock, but Gina stretches her mouth like a snake to accommodate. You’ve got to love the eye contact she gives him with a mouth full of flesh. It’s a porno trope because of how fucking sexy it is, but that feeling is enhanced by the overall sensual vibe injected into the flicks here.

As hot as she looks with a mouth full of cock, it was the reverse cowgirl that did me. This bitch just looks absolutely fantastic from behind as she rides hard, bouncing her whole body and grinding her juicy ass into him. You can tell she’s just as horny and eager as her partner. Doggystyle is next, and we’re only halfway through the movie!

They call this couples-friendly erotica, but I really appreciate how they’re not fucking pretentious about it. At no point does artiness overtake sexiness, and at no point does the implied romance interfere in any way with the hardcore fucking going on. They don’t insult your intelligence with cheesy dialog, bore you with dancing interludes or voiceovers, or hide the penetration and cut away at the climax. Our hero puts his prize all over Gina’s face, and we get to witness in beautiful HD.

Call it fine erotica or what you will, but really, it’s just good porn. It’s got good cinematography of hot girls having really amazing sex, as with all effective smut. The DaneJones.com formula infuses that standard recipe with an extra layer of passion, romance, and sensuality, making it ideal for couples, lonely virgins, and anybody who appreciates true female pleasure depicted as explicitly as possible. The fuck flicks are great, and there are an absolute shit-ton of them, plus thousands more included with the SexyHub network.