I Love Spanking

I Love Spanking! I was about to ask if you share my enthusiasm for hard whacks and loud smacks, but I get the feeling you wouldn’t even be reading this if you weren’t into it. (Of course, if you’ve stumbled accidentally into this kinky corner of the internet and would prefer something a little more vanilla to crank off to, I’ve certainly got you covered here at ThePornDude!) Spanking’s a fairly common fetish, so you’ll find a lot of light butt-slapping sprinkled throughout random porn scenes. The moments tend to be a little few and far between, though, which may leave you with an aching case of blue balls if you’d prefer spanking as the main event.

That’s where ILoveSpanking.org comes in. Not only is the entire joint devoted to impact play—from manual spanking to domestic whipping to brutal caning—but they’re giving out full movies for free. It can get really fucking expensive to have a fetish, from the upcharge the hookers want to the pricey-ass single movies you can find on the BDSM clip store sites, so I already appreciate both the concept and the price. About 150,000 visitors a month seem to agree, which made me even more eager to check out this archive of full, free spanking porn movies. Anybody know where I put my paddle?

Oh, and I guess I ought to put this right at the top: ILoveSpanking focuses on women getting spanked. If you’re looking for femdom videos of submissive men getting beaten by cruel housewives and strict dominatrixes, find something else off my list of Fetish Porn Sites here at ThePornDude. There are lezdom videos of women spanking each other and plenty of maledom, but no men getting hit.

Do You Really Love Spanking?

Porn video tubes have been the dominant format for free smut for a good, long time now, so I expected another fetish tube when I pulled up ILoveSpanking. Turns out, it's actually a blog. As soon as I saw the actual setup, I made some assumptions that turned out to be true. For one thing, adult blogs tend to have full movies and fetish scenes versus the shorter, chopped-up clips you find on the tubes. They ain’t just streaming, either. In fact, one of the biggest gimmicks here is that download links are included for every single movie listed on the site.

Those are the good points, but there is a flip side to that. ILoveSpanking, like most porn blogs, doesn’t actually host anything itself, instead offloading the task to file locker services like Tezfiles and Keep2Share. These file hosts are a great way to run a site like this, but if you’ve dealt with them before, you’re already aware of the downsides. Free users will get a limited number of daily downloads, plus a lot of wait times and throttled download speeds, maybe even some spam.

The biggest downside, though, is that ILoveSpanking isn’t an ideal site if you’re trying to jack off right now. You can stream the opening moments of any of the movies, but then you’re going to have to wait for a download. If you haven’t paid for a premium file host account, that download may take hours, by which point your predicament may have progressed to aching blue balls and cummy drawers.

Basically, the tradeoff is that you kind of have to plan your fap sessions in advance. Considering the monetary price of fetish movies if you’re paying for them, a little bit of waiting seems entirely reasonable. Just load up ILoveSpanking.org before you go to work and find something that looks hot. By the time you get home, the download will have finished, and you can beat off to women getting their bare asses spanked red with brushes, belts, and leather straps.

That’s a Lot of Spanking BDSM Porno

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s get to the really good stuff: all that spanking porn. The site is called I Love Spanking, and I get the sense that whoever is running the site really does feel that way. It’s sometimes easy to see when a fetish site is just a cash grab, but ILoveSpanking.org feels like somebody’s labor of love. That’s always a good thing for folks who share the kink.

The collection has been around for almost five years now, and it’s been growing steadily the entire time. To date, there are thousands of free impact play scenes to download. Their very first post was an MP4 of a stern black woman caning a thieving white woman’s bare butt. The very latest is the second half of a two-parter, this one starring a couple masochist BBWs getting their asses spanked and their pussies smacked with a riding crop.

Any fetish is seen from the outside as just the same video over and over again, but you kinksters know better than that. ILoveSpanking.org keeps a hard focus on spanking, but that still includes a nice, wide range of spanking porn. Chicks are getting thwacked with everything from hands to hairbrushes to straps, in situations from domestic servitude to light BDSM to hardcore dungeon bondage scenes with gags, nipple clamps and other accoutrements. Witness a schoolgirl being punished, a wife getting humiliated, or a submissive secretary being put in her place by a real motherfucking boss.

Sometimes download blogs really do a shit job tagging the content. That’s no big deal on a tiny site, but becomes an absolute clusterfuck as the site grows. I Love Spanking does a great job with the tagging, slapping videos with tags like #Discipline, #Paddling, and #Girl Spanks Girl. That makes the whole, massive collection easy to search and easy to peruse by clicking your favorite scenarios, setups and spanking implements.

The strong tagging again points to a webmaster who really does love spanking as much as I Love Spanking. So does the surprisingly thorough Spanking Actress picture menu. A models index ain’t uncommon on porn sites, but given the genre, I really was not expecting it here. There ain’t any really big-name pornstars listed, but you might recognize some of the fetish models, like Kendra James and Julie Simone, plus a handful of more traditional starlets like Casey Calvert and Jill Kassidy. There are a ton of one-named amateurs here, which I think is sexy as hell. They didn’t make the jump to actual fucking on camera, but couldn’t resist getting spanked!

Speaking of recognizable content, longtime spanking fans will probably be familiar with some of the studios featured on ILoveSpanking. The menu of Spanking Categories out on the front page lists a lot of well-known spanking porn studios, producers and sites. They’ve got stuff from AAA Spanking, Dallas Spanks Hard, Disciplinary Arts and Firm Hand Spanking, just to name a few of the more popular outfits with content on the site. Goddamn, this site just seems to get better and better, doesn’t it?

What Do You Love About Spanking?

I don’t know how many of you perverts have seen my work over at PornDudeCasting, but I love spanking pornstars! I typically have them roll a pair of dice, bend them over my knee, and make them count out the spanks they rolled. If they lose track, we have to start over. I played this game most recently with Paige Owens, who was a little bit terrified. Chicks like Aria Valencia and Maya Woulfe handled it better, but you know what’s kind of funny? ILoveSpanking makes me feel like I’ve been going really easy on these broads, almost as if I was lying when I said I Love Spanking. I love to spank a girl’s ass until it glows, but some of the babes on ILoveSpanking are getting straight-up brutalized compared to what I do.

Diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks, I guess. That sums up the entire world of pornography, but the differences in personal preference come into even sharper focus when we’re dealing with any kind of fetish or BDSM porno. Even if you’re a huge spanking fan, I’m sure ILoveSpanking will have scenes that do it for you and others that don’t. Some may be too hard, some may be too soft, and some may not have women who are pretty enough for you. It’s a good thing you’ve got thousands of movies to choose from, huh? They’re constantly adding more to the pile, too; most days see multiple updates hitting the front page.

ILoveSpanking.org ain’t for everybody, but it might be for everybody who likes to see women getting spanked, thrashed, paddled and caned. There are enough videos in enough variety to keep you busy for a long damn time. The downloads themselves take a while, so I recommend getting started right about now.