Mr POV

Mr. POV sounds like he might be a little full of himself, judging by the way he named his whole site after himself. Then again, I can certainly relate! And while my moniker tells you I’m an expert on all things smut-related, it’s pretty clear this guy has a certain pornographic format he likes to work with. In case you’re somehow unfamiliar with the acronym, those letters in his name stand for Point Of View, which is how all the movies on the site are shot.

MrPOV.com is a premium first-person POV porn site that’s been documenting the pornographic adventures of the titular Mr. POV for over a decade now. While your old MySpace account is long forgotten along with most websites of the early 21st century, these guys are still alive and humping. Sure, they’ve seen some ups and downs during their run, but the fact that they’ve stuck around this long tells you something right away about the smut they’re peddling. I just had a Viagra sandwich for lunch and it’s starting to kick in, which makes this a perfect time to poke my dick around and see what’s up.

Fucking Pornstars with Mister Pov

Long-running porn sites often wear their age like a condom they just can’t take off. MrPOV.com’s tour page has what looks like the big, auto-playing montage you find out front at a lot of premium joints, but on closer inspection, the loop’s only a few seconds. There’s less sparkle and flash than you find elsewhere, and there’s something ever-so-slightly crusty about the presentation. Maybe it’s the plain text or the cheap-looking cartoon logo, but the place does feel a decade old. It ain’t ugly, but it ain’t shiny and new either.

Unless you’re some kind of OCD design nerd, though, you’re not going to give much of a fuck about that. In fact, once you see the girls, you’re not going to be thinking much about the dated presentation. They work with some truly top-shelf porn talent. As much fun as I’ve been having banging girls over at PornDudeCasting, I’m a little jealous of some of the babes Mr. POV is pulling. The dude has smashed Alex Coal, Riley Reid, Abella Danger and Adriana Chechik, just to name a few of the bigger starlets.

They’re kind enough to give you some sneak peeks in the form of free video trailers. I don’t understand why so many paysites are getting rid of previews, because they really help sell the full deal. Case in point: the trailer for Mister POV Presents A Whole Lotta Juggs, starring the incredible, the beautiful, the nymphomaniacal Skylar Vox. It’s two minutes and twenty seconds of the blonde cutie shaking her jugs, talking about her pussy, fingering herself, sucking dick, giving a tit wank and getting her twat stuffed. I was fully hard and drippy by the time the preview ended, a motto plastered on the screen: Our Girls ALWAYS Finish You Off!

Have Some Extra Porn While You’re At It

After seeing Skylar work her magic, I was aching to be finished off. I took a trip to the signup page to see how much that would cost me. The standard price is thirty bucks a month, like it is pretty much everywhere else, but they also gave me a $10 off coupon when I was browsing the tour page. The offer popped up pretty quickly when I landed on the page, so poke around a little bit before clicking that Join button. Coupon or not, rates drop for longer subscriptions, with a yearly rate going for a clean $99.99.

One of the biggest membership perks here is that you’re actually getting access to four different paysites. There’s MrPOV, where you’ll be seeing what the pornstar sees as he bangs beauties. ManoJob is their handjob outfit, presenting pretty girls petting pee-pees until they pop. You also get a ticket for TheDickSuckers, which does exactly what it says on the tin. The signup page apparently hasn’t been updated for a while, because I didn’t know until I logged in that you also get access to AmateurAllure, where you can watch fresh-faced newbies to the business get all full up on cock.

I know I was talking a little shit about how old Mr. POV is, but I love how they’ve maintained the traditions of their era. Specifically, I mean that all the movies are downloadable in multiple formats. That’s how every paysite did it when they were founded, and they’re sticking with it. Streaming is convenient, but a lot of you like to save a little for later, especially if you’re on a budget. I don’t blame you for a minute. When the grid goes down and your neighbors are cranking it to old copies of Maxim they scavenged from the burn pile, you’ll be sitting pretty on a pile of 4K POV flicks. Better make sure you’ve got gas for the generator.

And They Keep Adding to the Pile

When I saw all the sites included with the MrPOV.com subscription, I got a little worried about the updates. It’s sadly pretty common for some of the network plans to cheap out when it comes to updates; you’ll get access to half a dozen sites, but each one only updates once in a blue moon, leaving you with blue balls. I’m happy to report that ain’t the case at all here, where they give you a shit-ton of updates every week.

The member’s area lets you peruse all the sites from one central location. I pulled up the MrPOV.com stuff first, since that’s what I’m here to review. They’ve been adding scenes every three days, which is already impressive before we stack more sites on top of it. I checked, and most of the included sites are updating multiple times per week. The only outlier is AmateurAllure, which hasn’t seen a fresh scene since 2019; maybe that’s why they’re not mentioned out front.

They may not have been banging them out this hard and fast throughout their whole decade-plus run, but it definitely adds up. As of this writing, there are around 270 Mr. POV movies, and more than 1200 when you count the other sites. I’m a professional masturbator and I don’t think I could fap through the whole thing, at least not before I finish building my cocksucking robot.

Up Close and Personal with Famous Sluts

It’s hard enough to decide where to start with a small collection of high-end pornos, and I knew this review might take me a month if I got distracted by all the pretty girls. With that in mind, I began my fap-test with their newest flick, From Lithuania With Love starring Tina Kay. The half-hour picture opens with the gorgeous European brunette perched on the edge of a bed in a sexy little outfit, making fuck-me faces and talking dirty for the camera. The audio’s really quiet, so I had to break out my headphones to hear over the other Starbucks customers.

After playing with her tits and stroking herself through her panties, we finally see her beautiful, hairless pink pussy about 4 minutes in. The action ramps up from there, starting with a manic, head-bobbing blowjob with a lot of eye contact. This leads to doggy, missionary and cowgirl before a facial finish.

The POV camera work is crisp, well lit and fairly steady, helping put you right in the pornstar’s shoes. Mr. POV gets decent angles, but I really wish he’d get a wider-angle lens because some of the shots are really tight. One of the biggest challenges to making good first-person perspective movies is just framing the shots well when you’re right up in their guts. The camera can’t logistically be pulled back that far, so you’re usually only looking at part of a babe as she’s being boned. Compared to some of the other POV paysites out there, this one sometimes feels a little too tight, almost claustrophobic.

In the end, it’s hard to complain too much, in part because there’s just so much good stuff on the menu. While the camera work may not be as polished as something like FirstClassPOV, it’s more than hot enough to fill all your old gym socks up with your own personal sauce. It’s also one of the biggest premium POV libraries available, even before you start adding in all those other sites included with the subscription. The free trailers out front run a couple of minutes long, which is plenty of time to see how raging hard and ready it gets you.