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I presented my group of friends with an exciting quandary the other day. What is gayer? Watching a dude fuck a chick, or watching a chick with a dick fucking a babe? Take a moment to roll that about your braincase. For many of you, you probably had a gut, knee-jerk reaction that, of course, watching a chick with a dick is gayer, but it only takes a brief application of logic to start questioning that assumption, so let’s break it down.

While several of my friends were not happy about it, I propose that watching chicks with dicks fuck is less gay whether you like it or not. It might be hard to hear that for those who don’t already watch tranny porn, but it’s the truth. You can call watching tranny porn many things, but gay is not one.

Before I begin, I should clarify what I mean by tranny, as everybody may not be familiar with the term in these days of political correctness. I don’t even think I’m allowed to call them trannies anymore. That’s alright, though. I’m pretty tough to cancel. Nobody expects me to be a man of refined grace.

By tranny I mean a real woman with a dick. Not a chick that was once a dude or a dude that happens to have tits. I mean an attractive woman whose vagina has been replaced with a penis by the Gods. If you have never borne witness to this phenomenon, it may be shocking to see at first. You’ll rub your eyes and ask your brain if what you are seeing is real. The surprise isn’t that you’re looking at a chick with a dick as much as it’s your looking at a hot chick with a dick. I think most people expect trannies to look like their grade-school gym teacher.

There is also the subject of activity to be aware of. I’m proposing that watching a tranny fuck a chick is less gay. I’m not saying that watching a solo tranny masturbate is less gay than watching a babe masturbate, although it is less gay than watching a dude jerk off. As you can already see, this debate gets a lot muddier than you think it would.

Finally, before you cast judgment in either direction, remember that we all look at penises. In fact, when watching porn, I’m technically tracking penis down. I like to watch penetrative sex, and that requires a penis. I actually sit and watch a penis do its thing, and so do you, so be careful before you mount your high horse because you’re already kinda faggy.

The Prosecution Would like to Call Tits to the Stand

My initial evidence that watching trannies is less gay should come as no surprise. Is it gay to add another set tits to a sexual encounter? No matter how enveloped in fatty tissue, the male chest is objectively gayer than staring at a pair of tits. Hopefully, I don’t have to explain that one to you.

It’s not just tits, though. Nearly the entire human is still a woman. Women generally weigh about one hundred and seventy pounds, and the average penis weighs about .34 pounds. That means, on average, only .002 percent of a bitch has been changed. So is that really enough for her to become that much gayer?

To represent the other side of the aisle is my friend, let’s call him Aaron. He suggests it’s gayer because the tranny herself is gayer than a straight man. This is where the debate gets a bit meta. He reframes the question and asks instead of what is gayer, who is gayer. This is a fascinating approach to the plight and the best argument for it being gayer to watch trannies.

It’s a total script flip. I’m saying that because the tranny is more like a woman, it’s less gay, and he is saying because it’s more like a woman, it’s gayer. What an impasse. I can’t blame a person for going either way. I still lean towards trannies being less gay because porn is about the body and not the mind. Besides, I couldn’t care less about what is going through a bitches head when beating my cock.

It’s probably something like, “what the fuck happened in my life that I currently find myself with three giant black cocks in my asshole. Is my dead father watching me from the clouds with disappointment?” That isn’t precisely boner inspiring.

I would like to calm this bitches fear by informing her that according to recent porn trends, her dead dad is probably watching and masturbating from the clouds. So if she ever feels a bit of cum hit her from a source she can’t identify, it was probably her dad saying hello.

If I have convinced you to check out some tranny porn, you should do it on Noodlemagazine. They have an incredible selection of the hottest trannies doing every act of sin under the sun. See, when you strap a cock onto a woman, it fucks with her hormone levels. As a result, she becomes a sex fiend that requires fucking more than any man or woman. Even better, they will try anything in the name of an orgasm.

Noodlemagazine is an entire porn site with all sorts of categories, but we are just focusing on the shemale shit. The page comes with a small filter you can use to sort by duration, the number of views, and video quality. Below that is the thumbnail farm. Last, at the very bottom, is a list of trending tags. Those are for the whole site, so not much tranny shit pops up.

As I mentioned, the content on Noodle is fantastic, so let’s check some out. “Big Dick Shemale” taught me an important lesson I hadn’t thought of yet. If I were going to wank it to some shemale porn, it couldn’t be of a bitch with a bigger cock than me. It’s just embarrassing to know there are chicks with bigger dicks than me. How could this be? I don’t mind another dude having a hog bigger than mine, but a bitch?

When I say big, I mean giant. This bitch had a dick like three coke cans stacked one upon the other. I’m no slouch when it comes to size, but I can’t compete with soft drink containers. I’m more of a two-white claws kind of guy as opposed to three cokes.

When Talent and Skill Combine

“[Self Fuck] Shock! Tranny Herself Cums in the Ass” didn’t make me want to play pocket pool, but it did spark my curiosity. Whoever this fine young tranny is, they have the perfect anatomy for sticking their own cock in their ass.

This skill is more than just some party trick, though. This bitch can make herself cum hard while self ass-fucking. Given the angles involved and focus it must require, you can color me impressed. I give you a round of applause.

“Group Sex with Russian Trans Girl Yulia” helped tame my fears. In the thumbnail, a guy compares his cock size with a trannies. I’m glad this is acceptable behavior because I have to know before I start stroking. In this case, the dude is just a bit longer and girthier than the tranny. While he is bigger, I need a more commanding lead to feel comfortable.

I hope I have helped open your mind a bit on this issue. It is an issue with more twists and turns than I can count. Take this debate to your friends and family so we as a species can come to some consensus on the issue.

Noodlemagazine is a great place to get your eyes on the hottest shemales around. If you didn’t see the cock with your own two eyes, you would never believe these bitches aren’t full-blown chicks. I’m impressed by the range of content on Noodle especially considering trannies isn’t their specialty. I didn’t need to see a tranny fuck her own ass, but now that I have, it’s a good piece of trivia to have in the bank.

The site is as organized and simple as can be. There is not even a main menu since this is a category of a larger porn site. The video quality is always top-notch. Many people vote on videos on Noodle so you can get a sense of quality before you click.

The main improvement I would make to Noodle is expanding the filter. I don’t personally care to filter by duration or views. I would rather filter for the genre, body type, and sexual position.

I bet you are curious to see that bitch fuck herself. So head on now and let curiosity kill the cat.