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When presented with the possibility in public, most men will scoff at the idea of having sex with a chick with a dick. They don’t want to look like a fag in front of their friends. Of course, every man wants to present himself as the very model of masculinity, but we all know what he is really thinking, “maybe fucking a chick with a dick wouldn’t be so bad.”

Furthermore, I would argue that watching tranny porn is not as gay as you might assume at first. Fuck that. I’ll even go one step further and say it is less gay than watching dudes fuck. That’s right. I think you’re a fag for watching regular porn.

You Have More Fag in You Than You Think

Break this question down in your head with me. On the one hand, you have to watch a complete dude fucking a chick. On the other, you have half a dude fucking a chick. There’s twenty-five percent less dude when you watch a tranny fuck a bitch. Another way to look at it is that there are one hundred percent more tits in tranny porn than straight porn.

When you watch porn, you’re going to be seeing cock anyway. Does that make you a little gay off the bat? I want to get an expert’s opinion at this point, so I present comedian Ron Whites’ thoughts on the subject. I told him, “We’re all gay. It’s just to what extent are you gay.” He says, “That’s bullshit, man, I’m not gay at all!” I’m like, “Yeah, you are, and I’ll prove it.” He goes, “Fine, prove it.” I’m like, “All right, do you like porn?” He says, “Yeah, I love porn, you know that.” I’m, “Oh, so you only watch two women together?” He goes, “No, I’ll watch a man and a woman making love.” I said, “Oh, do you like the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?”

Wow. That’s pretty heavy, isn’t it? Have I shaken the foundation of everything you are? If you can admit it to yourself, it will make the rest of this process much easier. You love to see a huge fat cock pound into the pussy of an attractive lady. That’s alright.

Take a moment to finish digesting that because I’m about to take it to the next level. When watching porn, do you like cream pies? Do you like cumming in the mouth? Do you like seeing a fat nut land on some sluts face? Oh, so you enjoy watching dudes cum? You want to watch the semen leave the tip of another man’s penis and fly through the air. You like to see a man’s essence pulse through his shaft and out of his urethra.

I know, I know. This is all a lot to take in right now. “Girls finishing the job” is one of my favorite porn subreddits, and it’s basically a bunch of dude’s dicks. Sure, there are female hands or mouths on them, but in the end, it’s primarily cocks, and I’m not the only one paying attention. The “Girls finishing the job” subreddit has millions of followers.

Taking all of this into account, would it be so crazy if you liked to watch chicks with dicks fuck chicks? Is it so crazy to imagine a world where watching straight porn is gayer than watching tranny porn. I bet I have a lot of tranny virgins immensely intrigued right now. Or, if not intrigued, you feel your masculinity being threatened. If all it takes is to read this article to threaten your masculinity, you’re not as masculine as you think you are. Perhaps it’s time for you to skip the trannies and go right to watching four dudes butt fucking each other to a Lady Gaga best-of album.

I want you to pull up some regular straight porn footage. It doesn’t matter what. Just grab something out of the favorites of a beloved website of yours. Then, skip to a classic doggy-style scene and notice how the man is reared behind that slut. The bitch is blocking the lower half of his body, so it’s out of sight, but you can still see his face and chest. Now imagine you’re looking at a pair of tits instead of his hairy man chest. Wouldn’t that be nice? Furthermore, wouldn’t it be less gay?

Let me ask you one final question. Would you rather catch a blow job from a dude with a pussy or a chick with a dick? That’s a tricky question. First, you have to define what makes a woman. In a way, a dude with a pussy is just a flat chested chick with masculine bone structure. On the other end, the chick with a dick could just be a fat dude who lost weight but kept the bitch tits due to microplastics in the ocean.

Those theoretic definitions do not stop me from concluding that I would rather be sucked off by a chick with a dick. With that cock safely tucked away in a pair of pants, I won’t even know it’s there. On the other hand, it’s hard to ignore the scratchy feeling of a five o’clock shadow rubbing on your belly. I’m also not sure why the mustache is so popular amongst gay men, but it must get in the way of delivering a proper blow job. Gay or not, who wants to have their soft cock skin accosted by the rough feeling of thick facial hair?

A Whole New World of Weenies

With all this new information floating around that tiny brain of yours, let me introduce you to Vipergirls. Vipergirls is a porn forum with a massive selection of tranny porn. The forum users do not mess around with their tranny porn. They only like the best of the best.

Forum sites don’t get enough love amongst casual porn watchers. They take a little more work to navigate, but the rewards are well worth the effort. If you visit enough tube sites, you will see many shared content. It’s to be expected. Most tube sites focus on popular content coming out of major studios. Sure, it’s often still the users curating the content, but cross-over is rampant.

On the other hand, forums are loaded with shit you have never seen anywhere else. Forums rely on users also, but the users are of a different breed. As I said, casual users don’t visit forum sites often, let alone upload to them. That means the forum is full of true pros. These aren’t some weekend warrior masturbators who may or may not fit a session in after work. This isn’t dudes who spend five or ten minutes masturbating then move on with their day.

Forums are for people who wake up in the morning and say to themselves, “I bet I could masturbate all day today; I’m going to have some coffee, order a pizza, and beat the living shit out of my cock for twelve straight hours.” It’s for the kind of guys that own fifteen pussy sleeves, nine fleshlights, and four Real Dolls.

It’s for guys like me that are so famous for their encyclopedic knowledge of masturbation that Elon Musk himself calls them when he invents the Tesla Sex Robot and needs testers. I have him on speed dial. Every time I cum deep inside my Tesla Sex Robot Prototype Version Two, I call him with my second by the second breakdown of how it went. Needless to say, once released, it will be the best sex doll ever to hit the market. Women may become obsolete.

The website has a classic forum design. Unfortunately, that translates to the place looking fresh out of the year two thousand and five. That’s alright, though. Forums aren’t meant to be flashy. The rough exterior helps to keep out the riff-raff casuals that might try to infect the place with their vanilla ass porn.

If you weren’t already a convert to trannyism, then I bet you are now after reading my passionate soliloquy. You will find a whole new world of smut to fall in love with. You’ll feel like a little kid again trying to jerk off in the basement while your mom watches Jerry Springer.

The immediate improvement I would make on Vipergirls is the same one I would make with many forum sites. The place needs an aesthetic upgrade; there’s no reason any forum should look twenty years old. Website building is cheap and accessible these days.

Trannies are the future of your masturbation habits. Skip the growing pains of finding the right tranny site for you and follow my advice to visit Vipergirls. You will soon find straight porn as gay as Richard Simmons, asshole.