PornHub Piss

We’ve known that piss videos were hot ever since the 90s; we’ve just been pretending that they’re not because, apparently, piss is supposed to be disgusting or some shit. Well, I don’t believe that for a second. I’ve had piss straight from the pee hole of several hot babes, and I regret none of my actions. That said, I’m a professional sexual deviant, so take what I say with a grain of salt. But then again, considering we’re talking about drinking piss, maybe you can leave the salt out since piss is inherently quite salty. It tastes like salted tea. It’s kind of like warm seawater with a weird aftertaste.

I almost forgot that you’re not here to get the insider information on piss drinking. No, you’re here because you want to know about PornHub’s Piss section. Well, I’ll tell you that it’s a damn good section to be in if you’re a fan of watersports. It’s not all about the piss drinking, though. A lot of these videos center on girls just generally getting freaky in or around the piss, in various creative ways. Lately, there have been tons of videos coming out featuring babes that will piss into a container then move that piss into another container or a turkey baster or some shit. Then they’ll insert the entire bladder load of piss into each other’s rectums. It’s a great time to be alive. And if you’re looking for recommendations, Assylum has really taken the piss insertion industry to a whole new level. But, let’s not get sidetracked.

The Home of High-Quality Piss Smut

We’re here to talk about PornHub, first and foremost, so we’re going to do just that. On this website, mainstream pornography is rampant, and it can be a bit difficult to get away from it at times when you’re looking for something a bit niche, like pissing in this case. The piss featuring videos are properly hot and worth jerking off to, but there’s nothing more annoying than a site slipping mainstream step-sister-themed videos that have nothing to do with piss when all you want is to get yourself some piss. You know what I mean, right?

These kinds of mainstream sites tend to pull the old bait and switch more often than not. That’s why you’ll see Backroom Casting Couch on the fucking front page in the first five results. At least, that’s what I see here. There is quite some large studio content being floated to the top of the results page of this section, and I’m personally not amused by this. I prefer my piss section to stay entirely piss-themed, thank you very much. I’m not looking to branch out or experiment with other genres. I only want to see piss videos here, and I’m sure you feel the same.

Mainstream and Niche

There are quite a few mainstream studios like VIPissy whose content is very thematically appropriate for this section. They give you a chance to experience piss content featuring the hottest nubiles in porn, provided piss play was on their contract, to begin with. This is great content for sure, but I would also recommend that you check out the personal uploads from individual budding pornstars who make videos on their own at home. There are quite a few sexy videos of bitches pissing in the streets or wetting their pants, and there’s also a litany of videos here that feature standard pissing in toilets but with a sexy twist.

There are all kinds of hot urinating content under this section, even on the first results page. And sure, most videos floating at the top are sorted by popularity, even when you’re trying to sort by relevance, but that’s the curse of being on a mainstream website. You can’t get away from the lowest common denominator. That being said, you could also flip to “all-time most viewed” and get the absolute most popular results, but these are definitely not going to have anything to do with piss. Sorting by most viewed will net you all kinds of videos, but not piss videos because, again, this is a mainstream website trying to shovel triple-A studio productions down your throat or die trying. Don’t judge them too harshly. This is how they make their money.

Sorting by Rating or Popularity

If you want to see the most uncensored, most depraved piss videos coming in straight from the source, sort the collection by rating. You’re going to see nothing but amateur videos, most of which were filmed on iPhones, featuring babes who are genuine amateurs. Some of these videos were filmed by the bitches’ boyfriends, others were solo productions, but they all seem to feature proper piss play, whether they’re peeing in cups and then drinking the piss or just wetting the floor. Many of the babes here like to piss in the shower as well. I’m personally not an expert on piss play. I prefer ramming chicks’ pussies with my cock instead, but I’ve dabbled in the field, as I mentioned, and I think that most, if not all, of the videos on PornHub’s Piss section are worth fapping to, provided you sort by rating. The videos you get by default are way too much of a mixed bag to be relevant when you’re in the mood for piss videos.

If I have to type the word piss again for this review, I swear I’m going to have a fucking stroke. I’d say pee instead, but that sounds like I’m censoring myself. Ok, let’s try this. Watersports! Do you like watersports!? You do? Great. You’re in the right place, you depraved motherfucker. PornHub’s piss section is an absolute treasure trove of quality urination videos, provided you have the patience to dig a little deeper into the results to find something worth fapping to.

So Much Homemade Smut

It can be easy to forget that PornHub was always a community-driven site, even though it’s been largely taken over by corporate auto-posting from large studios as of late. The solo amateur uploaders still outnumber the studios in some thousand to one ratio, though. So you just have to get past the mainstream results to dig into the more experimental shit. What’s even more arousing is that amateur videos with no directing are always a bit of a surprise.

You never know what you’re going to get because these videos were not recorded to a script or under the directing of a corporate head. Instead, these people are just winging it. Hell, half of these perverts are playing with piss for the sheer pleasure of it. I’d be willing to bet that a majority of the amateur uploads on here arrived as a result of young couples wanting to share their love of piss with the world. It’s a great time to be alive.

PornHub is Piss Law

If you want to jerk off to some quality piss play, then there’s no better place to find such videos than PornHub’s piss section. I also don’t have to explain that PornHub has exceptional bandwidth capabilities, giving you unbridled streaming quality entirely for free. That being said, most of the amateur videos are in low resolution at the source, so it’s not like you’re going to notice much of a difference, but at the very least, the videos will load seamlessly, so that’s one less thing to worry about.

You’re also relatively safe on PornHub compared to other similar sites since these guys have to keep their noses clean. They’re under too much scrutiny to allow shady scripts or bad ads on their site. Even when they’re bombarding you with ads, those ads stay relevant and non-intrusive. This is just an overall great place to get your smut. There’s no way around it.

As for the overall quality of the piss content, as is tradition with all porn tubes, it’s as mixed as a bag can possibly get. There are videos featuring men, women, trans chicks with their cocks out and about, and a ton of lesbians who like to make out with each other’s piss in their mouths. It’s all wonderful stuff, albeit a bit unsorted and random. You never know what you’re going to get when you dive in at random. I like the videos with the trans babes, especially when they’re hanging out with cis chicks and pissing inside their vaginas. But that’s just me. I have my own preferences, and you have yours. One way or another, there are going to be a ton of piss videos under PornHub’s piss section, just waiting for you to jerk off to for free. So, what the fuck are you waiting for? Dive right in, you perverted bastard.