Scrolller Pee

There’s nothing like busting a fat nut on some dumb cunts face. Watching the surprise take over her body as I pressure wash her face with baby batter gives me butterflies. Women get longer and stronger orgasms, which I understand. It’s the universe’s way of making up for childbirth and periods. On the other hand, men get to see evidence of their accomplishments. That accomplishment is the ability to convince a woman to fuck you. I suppose it makes up for having to carry these sensitive ass balls around everywhere we go.

I think if men and women got to choose their own genitals, for convenience’s sake, the cloaca is the way to go. Cloacas are what birds and reptiles have. It’s sort of like the cafetorium of orifices. Everything gets done through that little guy. Pissing, shitting, and cumming, oh my! It certainly makes things easier, but birds don’t cum as much as they just release a semen packet. That doesn’t sound nearly as fun. So I guess everything in this life is a give and take.

I started this article by saying there’s nothing like busting a nut in a cunts face, but I lied. There’s something like it, and it’s called pissing in a bitch’s face. There are many reasons guys like to piss on bitches. I think of it like this: cumming semen is to the hard cock like pissing urine is to the soft cock. It’s your flaccid little buddies’ way of getting in on the action. Much like the great circle of life, piss goes both ways, though.

Many men enjoy the visual of a woman pissing. It’s a subtle stream of liquid coming out of a body part we all know and love. It sort of frames the pussy in a nice light. I think the wiring in some men’s brains relates the girl’s piss to orgasms like a dude firing out a steamy load.

There’s a serious power dynamic to pissing on someone or getting pissed on. It’s degrading to have someone use your body as a public restroom. And because of this, it’s very popular in BDSM play. Piss is in the same arsenal as whips, chains, and cock and ball torture. It says I respect you as much as I respect toilet water.

Troughman

There’s a sports stadium in the U.S that features a famous (or infamous) middle-aged dude who lays down in the trough-style urinal and lets strangers piss all over him. That’s a man who feels worthless, right there. He doesn’t masturbate. He doesn’t ask for anything. He just lays silently and lets nature take its course. For his sake, I hope he masturbates when he gets home; otherwise, he’s just a crazy person. He’s not the only one, though. There’s an Australian bloke who does the same thing.

The taboo nature of watersports is a huge reason people are attracted to it. Humans love combining their sexuality with naughty behavior for one reason or another. It enhances the sensitivity of the experience. I have often wondered what the origin of this urge is. And the easy answer is that religion makes sex taboo in general, so humans have just made it part of their attraction mechanism, but I think that may be putting the chicken before the egg.

There’s a closeness and intimacy about sharing something like piss. You have done something private to each other that you don’t want anyone else to know about. It’s sort of like being blood brothers. Or perhaps more like getting jumped into a gang. It’s a sacrifice you can never take back.

Some psychologists point to childhood as the source of pee-pee fetishes to get clinical. Memories of needing to piss are some of the first memories that have to do with our penises. I think it might be our brains tying together morning boners and morning pisses. Since I was a kid, I’ve been waking up every morning with a rock-hard cock and a bladder filled to the brim. It only makes sense the two would become related in the male brain.

Regardless of why it is, the fact remains that millions of men and women love to get piss involved in sex. When people think of water sports, the first thing that comes to mind is usually the golden shower. You know, that thing Donald Trump pays hookers to do to him. It’s perhaps the most popular form of piss play. All you have to do is aim and piss on someone, but that’s not where the caravan stops. There’s also pissing yourself, pissing into containers, public piss, holding in piss, and a bevy of other piss-related fetishes. People even drink that shit like a fine glass of scotch.

My readers struggle to convince a woman to have regular missionary-style sex with them, so finding a bitch that will let themselves be pissed on is a pipe dream at best. You’re more likely to be struck by lightning and attacked by a shark simultaneously. I’m sorry, gentlemen, but you’re going to have to settle for watching porn.

Most sites have at least a small selection of watersports, but they don’t focus on it. It makes sense. People are either turned on or disgusted by the thought. So don’t fuck around with the bottom of the piss porn barrel. Instead, visit Scrolller and witness some of the best piss porn ever made.

Porn Funnel

Scrolller is one of my favorite porn sites in general. No matter what you are into, you will find a great selection here. The concept of Scrolller is that it makes it extremely easy to scroll through pics and videos. Think of it like the Imgur of porn. It makes looking at porn fun, convenient, and easy. The amount of porn you’re able to take in in a short period is unmatched; often, I’ll lose a whole weekend to Scrolller before I notice it happened.

At the top of the site is a small menu with the options Photos, Videos, and notifications. The main menu is a drop-down off to the left with the options Home, Favorites, Following, Leaderboard, Search, Install app, Categories, Community, About, and Support us get premium.

The main website is already so convenient that I can’t believe they took it up a notch with a mobile app. Never has watching porn while in church been so easy. The community on Scrolller is tight and can be a gateway to even more fantastic porn.

Down the center are thumbnails. Every time you reload the page, the content scrambles again. You can switch to pure video or photos, but you start looking at a mix. The best way to enjoy Scrolller is to blow up the first pic and use the arrows on your keyboard to move back and forth. That scrolling method makes porn consumption here so fast and simple. Your brain won’t even know what to do with itself.

All content on Scrolller can be downloaded to your personal library. I know you boys like to maintain your collection just in case the apocalypse goes down. You can also check the source of any content you come upon. You’ll find that much of it makes its way over from Reddit. It makes sense as the whole site has a Reddit-like vibe.

After registering an account on Scrolller, you can add content to a favorites folder so you can have it double saved. You can never make your favorite porn too safe.

The video and picture quality on Scrolller is through the roof, especially considering the amount of amateur content it carries. You won’t find a fuzzy potato pic for as far as the eye can see.

Scrolller truly is one of my favorite porn sites. You can’t beat the speed with which you can shove porn down your gullet on Scrolller. By the time I’m done here, my brain will have turned into soup. I usually can’t read for a few hours afterward. The website is designed to be as convenient and straightforward as possible. Even a confused old man could figure this place out.

The content is top-notch. You will love the blend of amateur and pro content. The image quality will always be through the roof, no matter which kind it is. Don’t forget to download and favorite any content you fall in love with. You can even check the original source it came from if you want to explore that site also.

There isn’t much I can see being improved on Scrolller. Adding any features would only take away from its simplicity. They could add filters to the place, but it would only clog things up. My only advice is to keep it up, not muddy the waters, and keep the mobile app updated. I’d say that if they can do those things, they will find success for years to come.