SLAYED

Do you want to see pussy get Slayed today? If not, well, I’m not sure what you’re doing here at ThePornDude—are you sure you weren’t looking for MyGaySites? This next one’s going to be a real treat for fans of high-class, high-end, ultra-luxurious lesbian flicks, so go ahead and pour a glass of chardonnay, get out the Gucci masturbation sleeve, and lube up with the finest artisan duck grease. We aren’t watching Craiglist girls getting boned at Motel 6 today, that’s for sure!

Slayed.com is a new girl-on-girl premium site with a unique luxury aesthetic. Let’s face it, a lot of the paysites are kind of interchangeable, but this brand is going to great lengths to set itself apart from the other carpet-munching outfits out there. This site was launched last month by Vixen, who you just might be familiar with if you’ve beaten off to the Internet before. They’re the minds behind joints like Tushy, Blacked, and Deeper, which I’ve fap-tested, reviewed, and loved. Naturally, I wanted to get in there and shake my dick around as soon as they opened their doors to the public.

Fancy Schmancy Lesbian Porno

I know you didn’t necessarily come here for a porn history lesson, but it’s worth taking a look at Vixen Studios before we dive in deeper. The company was started in 2014 by Greg Lansky, who made flicks for Reality Kings before launching his own company. One of his missions from the outset was to create a more refined, artistic product than your typical fuck flicks. Lansky has since sold his stake in the company, but they’re obviously still maintaining the arty-farty gimmick.

You’ll notice it in a big way the very moment you hit the Slayed.com tour page. From the atmospheric lightning to the unusual and visibly expensive sets to the very framing of the shots and chosen poses, nearly every element looks to be upgraded compared to your usual Los Angeles or Florida reality-porn studio. Moreover, the presentation itself is modern as fuck, sparing no expense and making the whole thing look really fucking nice, so nice I feel like some kind of slob perusing the site in my tented, sticky boxers.

It’s no surprise they’re filling those mansion suites and exotic grottos with high-end talent. Some of the biggest names in porno are getting Slayed here. In one scene alone, they’ve put Eliza Ibarra and Ariana Marie together with Emily Willis. She happens to be the 2022 Female Performer of the Year, according to both AVN and XBIZ. Scrolling down the landing page, I see even more top-tier starlets like Adriana Chechik, Kenna James, Vanna Bardot, and Avery Cristy. If you love seeing famous girls going down on each other, it appears you’ve come to the right place.

There are some free trailers out front, so go ahead and grab yourself a sneak peek of the hardcore action. Well, I watched the one-minute montage from Groove starring Vanessa Sky and Harley Haze, which is a total fuckfest of fingers, toys, and face-riding, plus some impressive squirting on par with Old Faithful. Then, of course, the whole thing is wrapped up in that unique Slayed.com style with disco balls and bubbles floating through the air, dreamlike lighting, and beautifully framed shots of absolute lesbian perversion.

Trust Me, It Only Looks Expensive

If you’re the sort of sophisticated gentleman who pays for your porn on the regular, you already know that most paysites charge you the same amount. So I was a little worried Slayed.com might be even more premium than most premium sites, just on account of all the money they’ve got to be pumping into this operation. I thought I’d been pulling out all the stops lately over at PornDudeCasting, but the production values here put almost every other paysite to shame.

I’m not sure how they’re doing it, but they’re only asking thirty bucks a month, just like any other site. Vixen does have the advantage of high visibility, quickly earning Slayed half a million visits in their first month, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re not breaking even yet. Of course, they’re going to need a critical mass of subscribers for this one to be profitable, but Vixen seems to know exactly what the fuck they’re doing.

For your entry fee, you get such perks as four updates per month. They’ve got a steady 7-day schedule, which is what I like to see on a site like this. New drops come like clockwork every Thursday, and there’s even a countdown timer you can watch eagerly as your Viagra begins to kick in. I wish they offered previews of upcoming scenes or at least told you who was starring, but it’s not a big deal. I have a feeling this Thursday’s flick is going to feature two or more well-known pornstars diddling each other in a luxurious setting.

The significant disadvantage here is that Slayed.com just started up, so their collection hasn’t fleshed out much yet, despite all the flesh on display. As of this writing, there are only 14 movies available as part of the Slayed brand. So if you’re a big-bang value porn shopper and you want more of the arty stuff, this might not be the right, artistic lesbian porn site for you just yet. Sorry, but you’ll just have to try again later. You don’t have to wait too long, though; in a couple of months, they’ll have a bunch of dozen flicks ready to fap to.

Then again, they do hook you up with a fair amount of bonus material. Once I got inside, I found I had access to nearly 200 non-Slayed Vixen porn movies. In addition, there’s an Intimates selection which features solo pornstars enjoying themselves while you enjoy them, and a Compilations area where you’ll find hardcore flicks with more big names like Valentina Nappi, Abigail Mac, and Gianna Dior. (And speaking of Gianna, have you fapped to her PornDudeCasting visit yet?)

On top of that, Vixen’s got a rewards program where you earn gems every week, which can be exchanged to unlock more porn channels. They stack, too, so you get more if you’re signed up for multiple Vixen sites, and you retain access as long as you’re subscribed to at least one paysite. The channels include some well-known brands, like Evil Angel, MYLF, Spizoo, and Teens Love Anal. You don’t see many loyalty programs among paysites, and this one is fucking fantastic. In fact, this will more than make up for the small number of pornos under the Slayed.com brand for most users.

Watching Girls Fuck in Luxurious Locales

I’ve been a big fan of Eliza Ibarra for a while, so I decided to start my official Slayed fap test with one of her films. Of course, there’s that threesome I mentioned earlier, but I wanted to see her one-on-one shot with Charlotte Sins. In the preview, Charlotte’s up on the sink of a lux bathroom while Eliza licks her twat.

The half-hour flick opens with some slow pans over their bodies, with some heavily atmospheric lighting and music helping set the vibe—a cinematic intro for sure. Eliza scribbles on the mirror with lipstick, and the two start making out. As the music fades out and the girls fade in, we already hear moaning and heavy breathing while the girls make out and grind. By the two-minute mark, Eliza’s munching carpet.

I love how the video player has little bookmarks to jump right to your favorite sex acts, like the fingering, the pussy eating, the toys, or one of many orgasms. (I’ve rolled a similar feature into PornDudeCasting.) Then, I jumped ahead to the scene labeled Ass Play. Charlotte rubbed her pussy while Eliza worked her butthole over with a dildo, both women looking gorgeous in their strappy BDSM lingerie.

They’ve got a liberal download policy here, meaning you can go ahead and save all your favorites for when your membership expires. Earlier this year, I kept reviewing paysites that cut out downloads altogether, but maybe the trend is reversing again. Trust me; I’m just as annoyed as you are when you’re not allowed to save the movies you paid for.

My dudes, I’m reviewing Slayed.com on a Friday afternoon, and I say without exaggeration that it’s easily one of the best, most memorable sites I’ve reviewed this week. As with other Vixen sites, the high-end, arty vibes really set them apart from all the other girl-on-girl sites I’ve checked out. I like the luxury flavor, the highly competent filmmaking, and of course, all the top-shelf talent on the roster. Slayed.com is a new site, so there’s only a handful of movies under the brand, but Vixen rounds out the membership with plenty of bonus content to keep you perverts happy. Lesbian fans will definitely want to check this one out.