WankitNow

Are you ready to Wank It Now? That’s more of a rhetorical question because I honestly don’t get many visitors here at ThePornDude who aren’t looking to pull their puds, usually while looking at some dirty movies. That’s why today, I’m going to be checking out a site that’s just full of sexy girls sucking, fucking, and talking really dirty. You might be thinking, “Well, that sounds like any other day around here,” which is true. However, the big question is always what separates today’s site from all the other havens of online depravity out there. Now, with half a million monthly visitors, I suspect there’s something worth wanking off to at WankItNow.

So what’s their gimmick? Well, WankItNow.com is a premium porn site offering Jerk Off Instructions. The whole JOI genre has gotten a lot more popular over the last few years, but WankItNow was arguably ahead of its time; they uploaded their first movie way back in March 2010, meaning they’ve been doing this a good dozen years. That kind of longevity tells me they’re definitely doing something right, so I was curious to see their take on masturbation instruction movies. I already consider myself an expert-level fapper, but hell, I always appreciate some pointers from pretty girls as I’m going to town.

Do As They Say: Wank It Now

If you read my reviews regularly or watch a lot of premium porn, you probably already know how outdated many older sites look. Old websites, in general, tend to show their age. But sex paysites tend to be particularly bad about updating with the times, pumping their profits back into more movies and more prominent stars instead of revamping the layout. Well, for a site that’s been around for over a decade, WankItNow doesn’t look half bad. The tour page has a pretty standard presentation, with a clean pink-on-white color scheme and a clever logo with a wad of splooge shooting out of a male symbol.

Another reason it feels so modern is probably that the images are in such high resolution. All the current movies are being released in 4K ultra-HD. Nowadays, 4K is so common that I rarely mention it, but I think it’s worth noting in this case. Why? Because older sites don’t always put out high-resolution movies, so you’ll often see a lot of ugly pixels out front. That’s particularly true on sites that feature amateur models, which is who you’ll find here.

As a professional masturbator, I have a pretty good eye for pornstars. Hell, these days, when I’m reviewing a paysite, it’s pretty common to see girls I’ve actually banged personally over at PornDudeCasting. That being said, I don’t recognize any of the chicks I see at WankItNow, either in the preview area or the extensive model index. They’ve made movies with hundreds of beautiful amateur models, most of whom will be brand new to you unless you’re an absolutely massive amateur porn consumer. How hairy are those palms, anyway?

It’s a decent range of sluts, too. There are some MILFs on the menu, but I’d say the overall selection skews younger. Also, WankItNow.com might not be the best membership if you’re into ethnic chicks because it’s almost all white girls; I found a handful of Asians but no Latina or Ebony section. You’ve got your choice of hair color, though, and the body types range from slim to BBW.

A Few Free Words of JOI

A couple of years ago, free previews were a standard part of any porn paysite tour page. I never had to mention them because they were always there. That just isn’t so anymore, with so many premium joints expecting you to catch your sneak peeks on the free tubes or not at all. Wank It Now keeps it old school, though, offering up a limited number of free previews for unregistered visitors. Keep track of that number in the corner of the screen if you’re on the free tour because it’s just a matter of time until you get cut off.

I checked out the trailer for the newest WankItNow movie, Alicia Katz in Taboo Crush. The one-minute clip opens with Alicia coming up the stairs in a tiny, tight dress, talking some shit to you, her POV step-dad. “Do you like my dress?” she asks, turning around and showing off her body. Soon she’s flashing panties, and then the dress comes off. The last ten seconds of the trailer feature Alicia topless, telling you to start jerking that cock.

JOI movies tend to be solo affairs, usually with one chick staring into the webcam, flashing her boobies, and telling you what to do. But the one thing I noticed right away about WankItNow.com is that, despite operating in the JOI genre, they are putting out some hardcore content, the kind where you can actually see people fuck. This was on clear display in the trailer for Horny Housewife, which plays out as a typical housewife-and-plumber scenario. Halfway through, the trailer becomes a POV blowjob and tit wank. There’s actually no JOI in this trailer, but I’m not complaining!

The preview for Watch Me Fuck My Boyfriend straddles the line between formats in a more obvious approach. This one features a sexy blonde chick giving her boyfriend a blowjob at a house viewing. When her mouth isn’t full, she’s looking at the camera and telling you what to do with that ding-a-ling in your hands. I have to point out that the trailers are censored all to hell, so you don’t actually see a dick going into that sweet mouth, but you get the point.

Fresh Jerk Off Instructions on the Daily

Most of the videos on WankItNow.com are solo shows with just one babe on camera, but they’re putting out a new hardcore movie every week. One update per week is my golden standard for any paysite, and the schedule I’m releasing with over at PornDudeCasting, so the hardcore scenes alone would be enough to justify the membership price. The thing is, there’s a hell of a lot more than that.

Wank It Now puts out new scenes every day, sometimes releasing multiple videos in one day. Today, for example, they added that Taboo Crush movie I mentioned, plus a blonde pigtailed cutie in one called Let Me Tempt You. Yesterday, a fucking Sunday, was also a double release day.

These guys have been doing this since 2010, which is a hell of a long time to build up a porno collection. To date, Wank It Now has over 6,100 movies! Even if you’ve got a goddamn IV drip of Viagra, it will be a real challenge to wank your way through the entire library. I hope you’re stocked up on personal lubricant.

Oh, and you can do whatever the hell you want with those movies. This is actually a great place to build an offline collection if you’re into JOI and sexy amateur chicks because downloads are included with the standard membership. But, of course, you might need a huge external hard drive if you’re trying to save the whole thing, which will be a serious task to handle.

Where Do I Even Begin?

Do you know what’s funny? The WankItNow tour page says they’ve got 5000+ movies. They’re at least a thousand short because the site is updated faster than their preview page can keep up.

The only problem with a collection of that size is just trying to decide where to begin my official Porn Dude fap test. But I did have a couple of hotties in mind; a couple of the girls in the front-page promo image for their “Medical Room” videos really did it for me. So as soon as I got signed up and logged in, I headed to that section to find those women.

The thing is, WankItNow has nearly 80 movies in that area alone. So I fell down the rabbit hole of sexy, slutty nurses helping me rub one out. It actually took me a few days to write this review because I’ve been stuck on this paragraph and a bit stuck on this buxom naughty nurse, Beth.

WankItNow.com is an easy recommendation for masturbators who love JOI movies because that’s what they do best. Even if Jerk Off Instructions isn’t your usual fap fodder, these guys offer such a ridiculous bang for your buck that I could see a lot of perverts altering their routine. Check the previews out front and see how they make you feel because the full ticket offers a fucking crazy volume of those movies.