xHamster Taboo

A while back, the word taboo used to refer to prohibited shit. In the smut world, taboo covered all the pornography that was way too dirty to be shared with your friends and family. Well, that was the case back in the 90s. These days, an average porn clip on PornHub is so painfully perverse that there are no taboos anymore. Everything’s up for grabs. Still, we have to have a taboo section under every porn tube because some people just want to watch the world burn. There’s something about masturbating to strange and miscellaneous genres that really gets the blood flowing. I guess the inner pervert inside all of us enjoys the idea of fucked up depravity, even if it is just in concept.

But that’s not to say that XHamster’s Taboo section is a wash. There’s a lot of good content here. There’s content that deserves to be called taboo. You can tell that the folks behind XHamster are really trying to sort through all the smut in such a way that you get your hands on a decent amount of taboo smut without it being too on the nose. The biggest problem with fapping on such a large and free porn tube is that the lowest common denominator bullshit tends to float to the top. Topics such as taboo should be a bit of a vaccine for this problem, in that you’re trying to find non-mainstream content to fap to, and that’s what this topic should be good for in an ideal world. That being said, XHamster’s Taboo section is still a mixed bag. But, it’s a good kind of mixed bag, with titties and ass.

A Mixed Bag of Smut

I’ll just come right out and say that the videos under XHamster’s Taboo section are not all taboo. Some of them are incredibly mainstream garbage that just has an implicitly taboo title like the step-sister shit or some daddy-daughter play. It’s all perfectly vanilla and is probably fed in by bots that spam these types of sites with cookie-cutter content. Other videos, however, are genuinely fucked up, and I can’t recommend them enough. They give me strong eFukt vibes, but without the comedy. They’re just sort of, well, there, for you to enjoy. They come in various genres, and most of the truly fucked up videos are homemade amateur smut, but they’re all worth fapping to, I can tell you that much.

I especially like the homemade orgy clips that feature one girl getting dicked by multiple guys in increasingly weird ways. These remind me of Italian productions like FilthyAmateur, but they’re mostly made at home by random nobodies with a potato camera. That implies that a lot of these videos are old, but I don’t give a shit because I’m seeing them for the first time. They’re all very much worth the watch.

Some Triple-A Shit

There are also a ton of professionally produced videos from B-tier studios that I’ve never heard of. Many of them are European, and I suspect that the truly fucked up ones are East European because most of them feature some sort of weird Slavic carpets and draperies. Call me a fag for recognizing furniture styles; I don’t care. Fag’s not an insult. We’re way past that. Anyways, I suspect these are Slavic, beyond just the draperies. There are tons of old dudes in these videos, some of whom seem like they’re ready to kick the bucket. Only the Slavs are crazy enough to have ugly old men star in their pornos alongside 18-year-old nubiles. The Italians also get proper freaky sometimes, but the Slavs are really trying to upstage them with how taboo they get.

I’m also seeing a fair bit of retro videos on here, and by retro, I mean ancient. For example, some videos on XHamster’s Taboo section look like they were produced in the 70s. Luckily, these movies were recorded on film back then, rather than digitally, so they’re more preserved than the smut we made in the 90s. Low-resolution digital cameras were really a dark plight on the porn scene.

Too Many Step-Sisters

It would appear that the most popular genre among the taboo shit on XHamster is implied incest. It’s not actual incest, though; that would be illegal, obviously. These are studio productions trying to be kinky, or they’re homemade videos of people of disproportionate ages. If an old bitch is sucking off a young cock, that’s mommy-son play, even though it actually isn’t. The young dude’s just grave robbing. You know how it is. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t do it too. When men get desperate, we’d stick our cocks inside a fucking drain pipe.

I liked the taboo content on XHamster a lot more than I thought I would. I loved the fact that it was all extremely unpredictable. I didn’t know what I was in for. It was different from, say, a home page of any of these kinds of tube sites because of how varied the content is under the taboo section. It’s different from the home page, where all you see are mainstream porn productions with step-sisters and blowjobs. And yes, I did mention that there is a lot of step-sister blowjobs here, but that’s not the core content. There are all kinds of content from over 60 years of pornography. You can’t put a price on that shit.

Low Res, High Concentration of Smut

The overall quality of the videos is what you’d expect from XHamster. None of it is in HD, and you don’t care. Some of these clips are 720p at best, and that’s only if the original studio intended for them to be available in that quality. The rest of it is a blur-fest of epic proportions. I’m ok with it because I know these videos are literally not available in a higher quality. So what you see is what you get. Plus, it’s XHamster, so at the very least, the videos load lightning fast, and you can skip through them at your own leisure. It’s safe to say that this is a fucking treasure trove of quality smut, and you will enjoy your time on XHamster’s Taboo section. I’m sure of it.

If you want to go on a real randomness adventure, check out some random pages beyond the first results page. I’m talking page 19 or page 38. Just jump in at random and see what you find. Jump in face-first and don’t think about what you’re trying to find. Besides, when you’re on XHamster’s Taboo section, you’re not going to uncover what you’re looking for; rather, it will find you. Remember that the first few results you get on each page are sponsored posts, i.e., they’re ads. Ignore them. Look beyond the first few results, and you’ll find an absolute clusterfuck of weird-ass debauchery.

Jump In Like a Blind Man

Fun fact. If you jump to the very last few pages of the taboo section, you’ll see a ton of landwhales and old ladies getting dicked by ethnic dudes, so there’s that. But, seriously, this section is a barrel full of random. Combine that with the fact that nothing is censored in any way and all of this content is free, and you’re looking at a really good time just waiting to happen.

I enjoyed fapping to a bunch of these videos, especially the ones that feature babes getting dicked by multiple dudes and the ones that had bitches covered in cum. That’s my personal taboo preference. But, of course, you might have your own, and that’s fine too. So jump into the content, find your favorites and come back for more as new videos are added daily.

I know that several hundred results pages don’t look like much content compared to the rest of the shit you can get on XHamster, but you have to keep in mind that this is the miscellaneous bottom-of-the-barrel content that doesn’t fit any other category. Some of it is cross-tagged for exposure, but a lot of it is just, well, taboo. It’s weird, it’s eccentric, and it’s not anyone’s idea of a go-to fap. But that’s precisely what makes it so unique. This is a home for all the fucked-up shit that can’t be posted on the main results page of a porn tube. You have to dig deep to find it, like a fucking archeologist. So, put on your Indiana Jones hat and dive into this weird-ass smut. Make sure to wear protection as this content may or may not give you a rash of some sort.