Innocent Witches

Alright, it’s time for you wizard addicts to come out of the woodwork. I know you Harry Potter lovers aren’t in this shit for the plot. You can’t fool me. You horny bastards can’t get enough of Emma Watson and her perky tits. But let’s not be weird about it, okay? I’m talking about the newer movies where she’s a rockin’ hot legal-aged slut. And don’t even get me started on that MILF professor Mcgonagall and her massive milkers and dump truck ass. I’d love to stick my wand in her golden snitch if you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

Now, I’m not just rambling on about Harry Potter because I’m a huge fan of the series. As I said, I’m only in it for the babes. And, man, have I got a treat for you horny cucks that agree with me. The game Innocent Witches is all about diving deep into some witch pussy while you recount your horny escapades at Hogwarts. You can suck the tits and plow the pussies of dozens of horny students and teachers from the books. And you even get a sprinkling in of new, kinkier characters.

Get Access to the In-Development Game for free

But I’m getting ahead of myself a bit here. This art-filled game has been in development by a developer known as Sad Crab. And, fuck, this creator is popular. They’re pulling in well over 15 grand a month over at Patreon.com/Sad_Crab. That’s also where you can get your grubby hands on a full copy of the game. It just got out of beta and is currently being refined. You can get access to the public release for free.

The first thing most of you fappers will notice about this game is the art style. Each scene and setting will be fully illustrated in extreme detail. The quality of the artwork done here is fucking staggering. It’s one of the most detailed, beautifully illustrated sex games that I’ve come across. And I don’t say that shit lightly. I can see why this game has taken well over 5 years to complete at this point. Sad Crab sure as hell didn’t cut any corners or try to skimp out when it comes to art.

Puzzle-Based Gameplay Set in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter

Don’t you hate when developers use pre-made assets or janky models in an otherwise fantastic fetish-filled game? It ruins the whole vibe. Anyway, this is a puzzle-focused visual novel where you play as this dude named Lord Rattlesnake who is forced to relive his memories as a fresh-faced youth coming to Hogwarts. Long story short, you’re sort of forced to run the place in the stead of Dumbledore. But don’t worry. That doesn’t mean this is going to be one of those boring resource management games that are blander than a sorority girl’s personality.

You bounce back and forth between your current predicament and the past where you were plowing pussy and doing dope shit. You’ll run into a bunch of popular characters from the series as well as some new faces. The dialog is solid and pretty well-written across the board, and you get tons of dialog choices that influence how each character responds to you. But, really, you just get varying crude options. You’re not going to be able to play through shit as a nerd.

Tailor the Game’s Difficult to Suit Your Playstyle

Innocent Witches does let you tailor the difficulty of the game pretty well. The main gameplay revolves around finding hidden items and combining them to get through scenarios. You can have helpful arrows guide you through every step if you don’t want to struggle, or you can fly blind and figure it all out on your own. I’m not going to judge you fucks if you take the first option. I get wanting to fuck hot witch pussy as fast as possible.

And this game certainly delivers when it comes to the whole wizard boning aspect of it. You can bend professor Mcgonagall over Dumbledore’s desk and shove your wand up her pussy within the first 15-minutes or so of the game. Every sex scene is completely uncensored and, of course, beautifully illustrated. While the scenes aren’t fully animated, you will unlock different stages to each scene. It’ll go from groping, magical fingering, to full-on fucking. And different babes will have kinky fetishes and different positions that you can jerk off to. There was no shortage of fetish content to find here.

Detailed, Uncensored Sex Scenes of Your Favorite Characters

The sex scenes are puzzles themselves. No, it’s not the puzzle of finding the clit or getting a whore wet like you fucks struggle with. You have to dirty talk to these babes and make sure they don’t get too stressed out. If you fail, they’ll use their magic on you and stop you from raw dogging their holes. But it’s not too difficult. You just need to make sure to take this shit slow and only fuck them when they’re nice and ready for it.

Luckily, Innocent Witches isn’t one of those games that hits you with a single-sex scene at the start and then strings you along for hours before you get another scene worth blowing your load to. This fetish-filled game hits you with new opportunities for scenes fairly often throughout the entire game. When you’re not getting full-on fuck scenes, you’ll still get upskirts, voyeur scenes, and babes flashing their tits at you. So, yeah, you won’t be running out of fap material anytime soon. You’ve got hours worth of hot content packed into this title.

ThePornDude’s Favorite Features

If you like Harry Potter and have dreamt of fondling Hermoine’s ass or getting deepthroated by Moaning Myrtle, then this is the game for you. You can explore the dark, mysterious halls of Hogwarts in this kinky visual novel. You can run into horny witch babes aching for your cock. And, as I mentioned earlier, Sad Crab has managed to craft a beautifully rendered world to explore. Seriously, this game is worth playing; even if you don’t give two fucks about the series it is parodying with how good this shit looks.

And I liked the general gameplay focus. It’s not as simple as a point and click adventure, but it’s also not as boring as a straightforward visual novel. You have to actually put your thinking cap on to get through this game. I also liked the way sex scenes were handled. They make up for not having full animations by letting you interact with shit and take each scene at your own pace. I always get hard as diamonds when I can control a scene. It’s just a different feeling from static images or videos. I like to feel in control of these horny witch girls.

ThePornDude’s Suggestions

This game can get tedious without any guides. I’m glad they included the option to have a helping hand because, man, I would have been lost at a few points without it. But I can’t even complain about that since this game gives you the option to get help. Really, I can’t think of anything bad to say about this game. They even nailed the price with it only costing a buck to get your hands on. Sad Crab deserves every penny that they’re raking in from that Patreon. I suggest you horny fucks stop dicking around and start paying up for this fap-worthy content.

ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Innocent Witches is a must-play for Harry Potter fans, and I’d even argue that those who don’t even know anything about the series will have fun with it. You don’t need to know the plot to appreciate the highly detailed scenes of you shoving a wand up a bitch’s ass while you fuck her pussy. If stellar art, a dirt-cheap price, and hours of fap-worthy content sound good to you, then you shouldn’t hesitate to go and get a copy of this game. I highly recommend this title to every one of you horny bastards and feel free to check the walkthrough.